1. If you wake up for a morning hunt but can't decide whether you should go out or stay in bed with the wife, get out and hunt. The human rut does not coincide with the deer rut.

1-a Family planning must be done to ensure no children will be be born during the months of September through December.

1-a-1 In the event that 1-a is violated, get the kid hunting immediately so that he/she will want to be out hunting instead of wasting time on birthday parties.

2. Wives and children that hunt must learn to field dress their own deer as soon as possible, however, it is permissible to dress deer for wives or children in the interest of getting them started hunting.

3. Any woman who complains about hunting should not be considered for marriage. Marryability is inversly proportional to the number of cats she owns. Vegetarians/vegans should be treated like lepers.

4. Playing pranks on hunting buddies should be encouraged, so long as it doesn't interfere with hunting.

btw: If you are looking for a good prank here is the top rated one from deer camp this year. Place a foxpro electric predator caller with the volume cranked up behind the outdoor 'open air' toilet. Trigger the remote when someone is using the facilities in the dark. Works especially well after seeing mountain lion tracks and discussing mountian lions all day.