what happens when the spike aren't long enough and your fingernails aren't long enough to dig in at the bases???[:-]

Bring your wife or kid, they have smaller hands

So how does that fit into the MAN LAW? Do you tell them, "do it, or else", with the lowest graveliest voice possible?

You just tell them in a manly voice "I Kilt it, now get busy woman/boy!" and then be ready for divorce court. lol

Any camo pattern that contains pink, whether worn by a hunting buddies wife or buckmagnet will not be tolerated.

He's got it.

Don't forget to have her get you a beer while she's cooking your backstraps also Since your a preacher we will skip what to do after dinner[:-]

Don't you worry Gary ..... I dun gots da afta dinna part covered!!! The Bible says that the wedding bed is undefiled ...... everything goes, I guess you can say ......

Can we get an Amen from the Congergation[8D]

But Preacher, if you talk to em the way I suggested, the wedding bed won't even get filed anymore much less defiled or undefiled!

LOL! GREAT point AF!!!!! Sorry, Germ ...... Ill drag that spiker like a doe and leave the wife out of it!