ORIGINAL: Germ
ORIGINAL: AF Hunter
You just tell them in a manly voice "I Kilt it, now get busy woman/boy!" and then be ready for divorce court. lol
He's got it.
Don't forget to have her get you a beer while she's cooking your backstraps also

Since your a preacher we will skip what to do after dinner[:-]
Don't you worry Gary ..... I dun gots da afta dinna part covered!!!

The Bible says that the wedding bed is undefiled ...... everything goes, I guess you can say ......