If you had to buy an engagement ring in order to not catch hell for buying a new bow.

If you have thousands of deer pictures and can't find more than five of your family.

The only time you fold close is to put them in a scent free bag.

I think I may have to do that one when the time comes for a new bow in a couple years.

If you have your hunting clothes for the next morning's hunt sitting in a bag on the couch IN YOUR LIVING ROOM because that's where you get dressed.

If you carefully look over every place you've EVER seen a deer from the road even if it's been 10 years since you saw one there.

Did I pick you up hitchiking? That sounds like my Truck! But it's Fresh Earth Scent. I keep my truck clean

I was kinda thinking the same thing, except I like a light pine scent

You sit in a tree in -20 degree weather with a 40 mph wind out of the north and have a deer walk into range and you are too cold too pick up yer bow and shoot it.

You might be addicted to bowhunting if...

if you pay someone to reshigle your roof o you can go bow hunting

You might be addicted to bowhunting if....

if the last post you made was posted while you were nekked because you just got out of the shower and had to see what your buds on HNI were up to

You might be addicted to bowhunting if...

...if you hit a deer in the road because you were trying to count the points on the buck that crossed ahead of it.

You might be addicted to bowhunting if...

These are the ones I put on other sights, There may be a few already here but this is the first time I have visited in awhile and noticed the same name thread as what I used to post on other sights. So it shows there are a lot of people out there with an addiction.
Your night lights are the deer eyes in your mounts
Your clothes hangers are bent arrows
When you talk about your honeymoon its vague, We had a good time seen some sights, when you talk about your hunting trip its in detail. Best time of your life, what time you woke up, ate, got to the tree stand, how many deer you seen, who you went with, the weather conditions etc etc etc, Honeymoon conversation over in 15 minutes, hunting trip still talking about it.
When you can't make it through the day without hearing the words Buck, Arrow,or bow at least once.
When your wife is trying to get your attention and says Dear, you quickly grab bow and binos.
You put on a safety harness to change the light bulb.
You have a camo tent over your bed.
You have winches hooked to every vehicle including your kids tricycle.
Your vehicle horn is an elk call.
Your new set of glasses comes with range finder built in.
You can only sit at one half of your dining table because the other half has 6 bitzenburger fletching jigs mounted to it.
You put a tree stand on the chimney for practice.
You shoot the Christmas deer decorations.
Your kid warns Santa not to land on your roof.
Your broken arrows are now pens and hangers.
You have to blow your deer rut call before going to bed with your wife.
You completely understand 305fps@70#29DL350G.and consider it a complete sentence but you can’t understand the instructions on hooking up the dvd to the tv.
When you get a ticket for speeding 45 in a 25 MPH and you ask him how many fps is that?
Your bathroom towel rack is a 12 point Buck.
Your relatives come to visit and ask if you’re a taxidermy.
Your house looks like a wildlife museum.
You strategically move the furniture so to see every thing out the windows, no matter how bad it looks inside.
You have a tree stand in your Christmas tree.
All you kitchen knives have been mounted into stag horns.
You don’t know many of your neighbors very well but the local Archery shop knows your life history and you’re on a first name basis.
You have a hard time getting out of bed at 6 am to go to work but you’re already in a tree stand at 3am when hunting.
You complain about the weather getting colder than 65 degrees but pray for it to be below 30 during hunting season
Archery supplies, is considered household expenses.
You spend more on those supplies than you do regular clothes.
You get married in the off season so not to mess up and have to do an anniversary thing during season.
You plan all your kids births in the off season for same reason.
You only marry a girl whos birthday falls in the off season.
You only marry a woman that can shoot a bow and likes hunting.