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GMMAT 10-04-2007 04:03 AM

You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
If you've ever gotten up at 4:30 to go hunting......jumped in the shower.....put your REGULAR shampoo in your hand to wash your hair (in lieu of your scent away soap).....realized your mistake......and shook it out of your hand as though it were molten lava......

........You "might" be addicted to bowhunting.

wis_bow_huntr 10-04-2007 05:06 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
...If you go home from work kiss your wife arse and do the dishes and clean the house so she doesnt get mad at you for wanting to get away for a while....


You might be addicted to bowhunting if.....(lets keep this going)

peakrut 10-04-2007 05:10 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
If you give your online buddies a nickname........;)

You might be addicted to bowhunting if........

iowabob85 10-04-2007 05:22 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
You sit in a tree in the pouring rain with lightning hitting all around you.

You might be addicted to bowhunting if.....

peakrut 10-04-2007 05:23 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
you give your online buddies a nickname........;)

You might be addicted to bowhunting if........


SOB hit cntrl v. SMACK@me

gzg38b 10-04-2007 05:26 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
Things that I've done in the past week:

If you go into work bleary eyed on 4 hours of sleep because you were watching the Primos DVD for the 20th time until 1 am, you might be addicted to bowhunting!

If every animal you see, wild or domestic, your eyes automatically focus on the sweet spot just behind the shoulder, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

If you curse the weather man out loud any time the temp is over 65, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

If your wife has complained that there is a worn outpath in the lawn between the deck and the target, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

If you move meetings to differentlocations at work to avoid walking through the area of the plant that makes your hair stink while making up some lame excuse to justify moving the meeting to your co-workers, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

If you can sit perfectly still and watch 5 mosquitos biting the back of your hand at the same time and not move because it's "prime time", you might be addicted to bowhunting.

peakrut 10-04-2007 05:31 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
You know I read this again and it hit me...........you sure it was shampoo?:D

ORIGINAL: GMMAT

If you've ever gotten up at 4:30 to go hunting......jumped in the shower.....put your REGULAR shampoo in your hand to wash your hair (in lieu of your scent away soap).....realized your mistake......and shook it out of your hand as though it were molten lava......

........You "might" be addicted to bowhunting.

wis_bow_huntr 10-04-2007 05:39 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
You go to work and this is the first thing you do after turning on the Outdoor Channle and are surrounded by nothing but picctures of all the bows that are tacked to your cubicle walls, and your online hunting buddies name you Peanut,:D

Tbone1187 10-04-2007 05:58 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 
if you spend more on hunting then you do on a truck a year.

you might be addicted to bowhunting if

Austin/WI 10-04-2007 05:59 AM

RE: You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 

ORIGINAL: gzg38b

If every animal you see, wild or domestic, your eyes automatically focus on the sweet spot just behind the shoulder, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

Darn near fell out of my chair laughing at this one!

You might be addicted to bowhunting if you can rationalize spending thousands of dollars on hunting equipment but can't fathom why you NEED that $100 economic textbook.

You might be addicted to bowhunting if....


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