These are the ones I put on other sights, There may be a few already here but this is the first time I have visited in awhile and noticed the same name thread as what I used to post on other sights. So it shows there are a lot of people out there with an addiction.
Your night lights are the deer eyes in your mounts
Your clothes hangers are bent arrows
When you talk about your honeymoon its vague, We had a good time seen some sights, when you talk about your hunting trip its in detail. Best time of your life, what time you woke up, ate, got to the tree stand, how many deer you seen, who you went with, the weather conditions etc etc etc, Honeymoon conversation over in 15 minutes, hunting trip still talking about it.
When you can't make it through the day without hearing the words Buck, Arrow,or bow at least once.
When your wife is trying to get your attention and says Dear, you quickly grab bow and binos.
You put on a safety harness to change the light bulb.
You have a camo tent over your bed.
You have winches hooked to every vehicle including your kids tricycle.
Your vehicle horn is an elk call.
Your new set of glasses comes with range finder built in.
You can only sit at one half of your dining table because the other half has 6 bitzenburger fletching jigs mounted to it.
You put a tree stand on the chimney for practice.
You shoot the Christmas deer decorations.
Your kid warns Santa not to land on your roof.
Your broken arrows are now pens and hangers.
You have to blow your deer rut call before going to bed with your wife.
You completely understand 305fps@70#29DL350G.and consider it a complete sentence but you can’t understand the instructions on hooking up the dvd to the tv.
When you get a ticket for speeding 45 in a 25 MPH and you ask him how many fps is that?
Your bathroom towel rack is a 12 point Buck.
Your relatives come to visit and ask if you’re a taxidermy.
Your house looks like a wildlife museum.
You strategically move the furniture so to see every thing out the windows, no matter how bad it looks inside.
You have a tree stand in your Christmas tree.
All you kitchen knives have been mounted into stag horns.
You don’t know many of your neighbors very well but the local Archery shop knows your life history and you’re on a first name basis.
You have a hard time getting out of bed at 6 am to go to work but you’re already in a tree stand at 3am when hunting.
You complain about the weather getting colder than 65 degrees but pray for it to be below 30 during hunting season
Archery supplies, is considered household expenses.
You spend more on those supplies than you do regular clothes.
You get married in the off season so not to mess up and have to do an anniversary thing during season.
You plan all your kids births in the off season for same reason.
You only marry a girl whos birthday falls in the off season.
You only marry a woman that can shoot a bow and likes hunting.