I would take my chances and climb up the dang thing and hunt

Classic Fran .......

You gotta hunt the tree .... I'm looking forward to the stories that'll be birthed form it!

Fran, Please promise me that you will post a picture if you do decide to wear your hockey helmet. Like preach just stated I also look forward to the stories that will come from this scenario

As much as I would love to seea hunter in a helmet, how many walnuts can come off of a tree in a specific time frame on a specific day? Chance it, just be sure you are strapped in. You might forget about the nuts and when one falls it will scare the crap out of ya.

Growing up we had a large walnut right outside the door. I got hit by one in the arm from way up and it left a mean bruse. However, the real heavy walnut drop only last a short time so as long as you wait until that major dropping in overyou should make it through alright.

Dude, paint your helmet Hunter Orange and get up there.....lol

I was from Iowa and it seems every time I find a great run or scrape the only tree there is a locust tree, try getting into one of them, but I have done it before and it sucks

Here's your answer. It has built in MP3 headphones, also.



There was disclaimer:

**No person wearing this helmet has EVER gotten laid**

Good luck.

sorry dont know how to do the quote thing but truer words have never been spoken