Lawyers?
09-05-2007 | 06:57 PM
#15
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RE: Lawyers?
Good luck to you. I am a State Trooper and have frequent opportunites to meet with attorneys. The last attorney I ran into was on a traffic stop. The smartXXX wanted to try and debate his way out of the ticket. It went something like this.
Sir, may I see you license and registration please?
Why are you stopping me Trooper?
Sir you failed to come to a complete stop at that stop sign?
But I slowed down.
Sir, stop means stop, not slow down.
Trooper if you can show me the difference between slowing down and stopping I will graciously accept your traffic ticket. If you cannot show me the difference I would appreciate it if you allowed me to continue on.
Yes sir, would you please step from the car.
At this time I ****** him to the front of the car and begin to beat the ever lovin' tar out of him with my night stick. Now I ask him, do you want me to stop or slow down?
Sir, may I see you license and registration please?
Why are you stopping me Trooper?
Sir you failed to come to a complete stop at that stop sign?
But I slowed down.
Sir, stop means stop, not slow down.
Trooper if you can show me the difference between slowing down and stopping I will graciously accept your traffic ticket. If you cannot show me the difference I would appreciate it if you allowed me to continue on.
Yes sir, would you please step from the car.
At this time I ****** him to the front of the car and begin to beat the ever lovin' tar out of him with my night stick. Now I ask him, do you want me to stop or slow down?
09-05-2007 | 07:53 PM
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 2,320
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From: Portage WI/Racine WI
RE: Lawyers?
ORIGINAL: IUSEPSE
Good luck to you. I am a State Trooper and have frequent opportunites to meet with attorneys. The last attorney I ran into was on a traffic stop. The smartXXX wanted to try and debate his way out of the ticket. It went something like this.
Sir, may I see you license and registration please?
Why are you stopping me Trooper?
Sir you failed to come to a complete stop at that stop sign?
But I slowed down.
Sir, stop means stop, not slow down.
Trooper if you can show me the difference between slowing down and stopping I will graciously accept your traffic ticket. If you cannot show me the difference I would appreciate it if you allowed me to continue on.
Yes sir, would you please step from the car.
At this time I ****** him to the front of the car and begin to beat the ever lovin' tar out of him with my night stick. Now I ask him, do you want me to stop or slow down?
Good luck to you. I am a State Trooper and have frequent opportunites to meet with attorneys. The last attorney I ran into was on a traffic stop. The smartXXX wanted to try and debate his way out of the ticket. It went something like this.
Sir, may I see you license and registration please?
Why are you stopping me Trooper?
Sir you failed to come to a complete stop at that stop sign?
But I slowed down.
Sir, stop means stop, not slow down.
Trooper if you can show me the difference between slowing down and stopping I will graciously accept your traffic ticket. If you cannot show me the difference I would appreciate it if you allowed me to continue on.
Yes sir, would you please step from the car.
At this time I ****** him to the front of the car and begin to beat the ever lovin' tar out of him with my night stick. Now I ask him, do you want me to stop or slow down?
