ORIGINAL: IUSEPSE

Good luck to you. I am a State Trooper and have frequent opportunites to meet with attorneys. The last attorney I ran into was on a traffic stop. The smartXXX wanted to try and debate his way out of the ticket. It went something like this.

Sir, may I see you license and registration please?

Why are you stopping me Trooper?

Sir you failed to come to a complete stop at that stop sign?

But I slowed down.

Sir, stop means stop, not slow down.

Trooper if you can show me the difference between slowing down and stopping I will graciously accept your traffic ticket. If you cannot show me the difference I would appreciate it if you allowed me to continue on.

Yes sir, would you please step from the car.

At this time I ****** him to the front of the car and begin to beat the ever lovin' tar out of him with my night stick. Now I ask him, do you want me to stop or slow down?