Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
04-05-2007 | 10:35 AM
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Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
Time to come clean guys. Fill in the blanks... "I have actually ______."
I have actually feigned the death of a family member during the rut to get out of school to go hunting.
I have actually changedout of my hunting clothesand into my dress suit and wingtipsalong a major interstate highway in deer seasonbecauseone of my buddiesdecided to get married in lateOctober.
I have actually dated a girl during bow seasonjust because I wanted to hunt on her family'sproperty.
I have actually feigned the death of a family member during the rut to get out of school to go hunting.
I have actually changedout of my hunting clothesand into my dress suit and wingtipsalong a major interstate highway in deer seasonbecauseone of my buddiesdecided to get married in lateOctober.
I have actually dated a girl during bow seasonjust because I wanted to hunt on her family'sproperty.
04-05-2007 | 10:39 AM
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RE: Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
I have actually, practically, been accused of running children off their see-saws to shoot a deer that had just jumped over the monkey bars and dodged 4 toddlers on their hippity-hops.
04-05-2007 | 10:49 AM
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RE: Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
I have actually dated a girl during bow seasonjust because I wanted to hunt on her family'sproperty.
I have actually dated a girl during bow seasonjust because I wanted to hunt on her family'sproperty.
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04-05-2007 | 10:52 AM
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RE: Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
Quick i have actually left school at lunch (when i was in high school) skipped my next class, study hall, tagged my buck and got back before my next class.
I have actually got my parents to sign a permission slip for a physics field trip, told the teacher i wasn't going, but turned the permission slip into the office in order to hunt my farm in primetime mid-november.
Quick your last one was great, the question is which looked better? Her or the property?
I have actually got my parents to sign a permission slip for a physics field trip, told the teacher i wasn't going, but turned the permission slip into the office in order to hunt my farm in primetime mid-november.
Quick your last one was great, the question is which looked better? Her or the property?
04-05-2007 | 11:22 AM
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RE: Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
I have based the purchase of my house to be near huntable land. (I'm looking fora new one that actually has land that backs up to my yard)
I have looked for jobs that either have A) property that I can hunt near them or on my commute B) have hours that are flexible so that I can work my schedule around hunting in the fall C) have both (got that now)
I have befriended people I can't stand knowing they have good property (this never works in the long run)
I scheduled my wedding so that it was not during hunting season.
I based the conception of my son such that he would not be born at a time that would interfere with hunting.
I have looked for jobs that either have A) property that I can hunt near them or on my commute B) have hours that are flexible so that I can work my schedule around hunting in the fall C) have both (got that now)
I have befriended people I can't stand knowing they have good property (this never works in the long run)
I scheduled my wedding so that it was not during hunting season.
I based the conception of my son such that he would not be born at a time that would interfere with hunting.
04-05-2007 | 11:32 AM
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RE: Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
I based the conception of my son such that he would not be born at a time that would interfere with hunting.
The girl was scary looking by the way. Coyote ugly. Okay, not that bad, but not that good either. Looks are all relative - relative tothe other availableoptions. Her looks were relatively bad.
04-05-2007 | 11:40 AM
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RE: Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
ORIGINAL: HuntingBry
I have based the purchase of my house to be near huntable land. (I'm looking fora new one that actually has land that backs up to my yard)
I have looked for jobs that either have A) property that I can hunt near them or on my commute B) have hours that are flexible so that I can work my schedule around hunting in the fall C) have both (got that now)
I have befriended people I can't stand knowing they have good property (this never works in the long run)
I scheduled my wedding so that it was not during hunting season.
based the conIception of my son such that he would not be born at a time that would interfere with hunting.
I have based the purchase of my house to be near huntable land. (I'm looking fora new one that actually has land that backs up to my yard)
I have looked for jobs that either have A) property that I can hunt near them or on my commute B) have hours that are flexible so that I can work my schedule around hunting in the fall C) have both (got that now)
I have befriended people I can't stand knowing they have good property (this never works in the long run)
I scheduled my wedding so that it was not during hunting season.
based the conIception of my son such that he would not be born at a time that would interfere with hunting.
04-05-2007 | 11:44 AM
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RE: Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
Does your wife know this? Or was it one of those things that you just pretended was a "coincidence." LMAO
04-05-2007 | 11:45 AM
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RE: Confessions of a Whitetail Addict
I have actually drove an hour to hunt the last 50 minutes of light.
I have actually loaded 160# buck into the back of my folks minivan because my truck was broke down(I did use a blanket and tarp but still, don't tell the folks please!)
I have actually never met a backstrap I didn't like.
I have actually hunted in the morning changed on the way to work and forgot about my face paint. Try explaining what kind of doctors appt. that was.
I have actually loaded 160# buck into the back of my folks minivan because my truck was broke down(I did use a blanket and tarp but still, don't tell the folks please!)
I have actually never met a backstrap I didn't like.
I have actually hunted in the morning changed on the way to work and forgot about my face paint. Try explaining what kind of doctors appt. that was.