Time to come clean guys. Fill in the blanks... "I have actually ______."

I have actually feigned the death of a family member during the rut to get out of school to go hunting.

I have actually changedout of my hunting clothesand into my dress suit and wingtipsalong a major interstate highway in deer seasonbecauseone of my buddiesdecided to get married in lateOctober.

I have actually dated a girl during bow seasonjust because I wanted to hunt on her family'sproperty.