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GregH 12-22-2006 06:41 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
When Chuck Norris comes out of the woods after 30 minutes past sundown, he's supposed to keep his hands in his pockets and his feet on the ground. But nobody enforces it![:-]

Zdeerslayer 12-22-2006 09:15 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 

ORIGINAL: Germ


ORIGINAL: Rob/PA Bowyer


ORIGINAL: gzg38b

Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Oh, OKAY, I'm an idiot....[8D]

Don't say it. ;)
Welcome to the INTERNET Rob[8D]

GR8 where is your chuck norris post? I thought this was a GR8 thread:)

Here you go, let me help you getstarted
Chuck Norris round house kicked Tressel so hard he now coaches for MI[8D]


MI lost to Ohio St. because Chuck Norris said they would[8D], and ND will beat LSU for the same reason.

mideerhunter 12-22-2006 09:37 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
chuck norris doesn't hunt the wind, doesn't believe in scent blocker, scent molecules are simply too afraid and too low on the class system to adhere to chucks' golden skin

TreeDreamer 12-22-2006 10:15 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
When Chuck Norris kills a deer, Tred Barta even says NOW THATS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL A DEER!!!!

huntingson 12-22-2006 10:16 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Chuck Norris needs only one pin... it is set to "kill".

totalcomfort 12-23-2006 12:12 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Chuck Norris doesn't stalk deer they stalk him because he says so

MThunter 12-23-2006 04:21 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
When Chuck Norris kills a deer, he never has to gut it. He simply gives it a roundhouse kick to the face, and the meat comes out the other end fully proccessed, vaccum sealed, and frozen.



MGH_PA 12-23-2006 04:39 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Chuck Norris doesn't need a fawn bleat call. He simply kidnaps fawns and holds them hostage.

ArrowMike 12-23-2006 04:56 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Chuck Norris once rippedthe leg off a deerand beat it to death.

hatchet jack 12-23-2006 05:29 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
C.N. SUCKS!


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