Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 

Since our Office is empty, what is your best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line


Chuck Norris - does not need a bow and arrow, he spits broadheads out of his mouth.

Chuck Norris -After he kills the biggest buck, he mates all the doe's so the gene pool is dominant!!

Chuck Norris - can round housekick a spike so hard, when he wakes up he will be abooner

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaaha

Chuck Norris can just look at you and kill you dead...the same applies to big bucks.

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GR8 Post!

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Chuck Norris doesn't move his treestand, he moves the tree.

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Chuck Norris only has two speeds.Walk and Kill!

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#1 alltime greatest quote.

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."

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If at first you don't succeed at bowhunting, you're not Chuck Norris.

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chuck norris doesnt get cancer, cancer gets chuck norris

bow

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Chuck Norris once shot a buck and killed it. He then brought it back to life by rubbing it with his beard.When other hunters around were standing in awe, Chuck round house kicked it in the face and killed it again just to prove that Chuck giveth and Chuck taketh away.

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BEST POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!

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Chuck Norris had his 1st kill when he was 5 seconds old.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in slaughter.

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Chuck Norris doesnt use weapons when hunting, he simply thinks about killing a deer, and they die.

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I don't understand?

At first I thought oh no...we've had multiple troubles with a user going by several usernames that included Chuck Norris.

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chuck norris once peed on the ground where a huge tree all of a sudden grew, and he climed up and shot his huge button buck in.

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Here's a few, with a little help....

Chuck Norris doesn't need weaponsfor hunting. Chuck Norris has himself.

Chuck Norris does not fear the treestand heights. The heights fear Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris falls in a puddle of water when hunting, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once shot a deerby pointing hisfinger,and yelling, "Bang!

If a deer can see Chuck Norris, thenChuck can see the deer. Ifthe deercan't see Chuck Norris,then the deermay be only seconds away from death.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave his hunting beard; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Deer live in the woods, not to hide from people, but to hide from Chuck Norris.

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Here are a few more that aren't hunting related.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

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In fine print on the last page of the Pope and Young and Boone and Crockettrecord booksit notes that all world records for all game animals are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need Solunar tables. The sun and moon rise and set when Chuck tells them to.

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This is the best thread ever :D

Chuck Norris doesn't know where big bucks live. But he knows EXACTLY where they wil die.

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Chuck Norris doesn't walk around mountains whenhunting elk. He walks right through them.

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I still don't get it...? Sometimes I'm thick headed, more explanation please. Did someone hate or idolize CN.

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rob it means chuck has killed a deer no one will ever beat and the list are the ones that cames next in line to his record;)

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The "Hole in the Horn" and "Missouri Monarch" bucks didn't die of natural causes. They were killed when Chuck Norris gave them the Roundhouse.

Chuck Norris was forced to stop hunting, once the dinosaurs became extinct.

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There really isn't much to it. There are CN ones and Vin Diesel (It is no coincidence that if you rearrange the letters in VinDiesel it spells I END LIVES) and Mr. T. They are just "random facts" that people make up and have become enormously popular and so now here we are.

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Rob,

These are just somerandom sarcastic jokes about Chuck Norris. For some reason, they're widely popular. By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.

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I love that one! Great thread too!

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When asked why he doesn't carry a hunting knife Chuck Norris replied, "why?, I have my finger nails."

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Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

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Oh, OKAY, I'm an idiot....[8D]

Don't say it. ;)

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Welcome to the INTERNET Rob[8D]

GR8 where is your chuck norris post? I thought this was a GR8 thread:)

Here you go, let me help you getstarted
Chuck Norris round house kicked Tressel so hard he now coaches for MI[8D]

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When Chuck Norris comes out of the woods after 30 minutes past sundown, he's supposed to keep his hands in his pockets and his feet on the ground. But nobody enforces it![:-]

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MI lost to Ohio St. because Chuck Norris said they would[8D], and ND will beat LSU for the same reason.

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chuck norris doesn't hunt the wind, doesn't believe in scent blocker, scent molecules are simply too afraid and too low on the class system to adhere to chucks' golden skin

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When Chuck Norris kills a deer, Tred Barta even says NOW THATS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL A DEER!!!!

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Chuck Norris needs only one pin... it is set to "kill".

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Chuck Norris doesn't stalk deer they stalk him because he says so

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When Chuck Norris kills a deer, he never has to gut it. He simply gives it a roundhouse kick to the face, and the meat comes out the other end fully proccessed, vaccum sealed, and frozen.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a fawn bleat call. He simply kidnaps fawns and holds them hostage.

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Chuck Norris once rippedthe leg off a deerand beat it to death.

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C.N. SUCKS!