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Germ 12-22-2006 08:50 AM

Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Since our Office is empty, what is your best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line


Chuck Norris - does not need a bow and arrow, he spits broadheads out of his mouth.

Chuck Norris -After he kills the biggest buck, he mates all the doe's so the gene pool is dominant!!

Chuck Norris - can round housekick a spike so hard, when he wakes up he will be abooner




Campo 12-22-2006 08:53 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaaha

Chuck Norris can just look at you and kill you dead...the same applies to big bucks.

GR8atta2d 12-22-2006 09:09 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
GR8 Post!

CC in WestV 12-22-2006 09:15 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Chuck Norris doesn't move his treestand, he moves the tree.

John Deer 12-22-2006 09:28 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Chuck Norris only has two speeds.Walk and Kill!

John Deer 12-22-2006 09:31 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
#1 alltime greatest quote.

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."

John Deer 12-22-2006 09:45 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
If at first you don't succeed at bowhunting, you're not Chuck Norris.

ABarOfSoap 12-22-2006 10:00 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
chuck norris doesnt get cancer, cancer gets chuck norris

bow

huntingson 12-22-2006 10:24 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Chuck Norris once shot a buck and killed it. He then brought it back to life by rubbing it with his beard.When other hunters around were standing in awe, Chuck round house kicked it in the face and killed it again just to prove that Chuck giveth and Chuck taketh away.



pastorkhris 12-22-2006 11:46 AM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
BEST POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!


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