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Rob/PA Bowyer 12-22-2006 02:22 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 

ORIGINAL: John Deer

In fine print on the last page of the Pope and Young and Boone and Crockettrecord booksit notes that all world records for all game animals are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
I still don't get it...? Sometimes I'm thick headed, more explanation please. Did someone hate or idolize CN.

Oneshot7 12-22-2006 02:28 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
rob it means chuck has killed a deer no one will ever beat and the list are the ones that cames next in line to his record;)

kshunter 12-22-2006 02:29 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
The "Hole in the Horn" and "Missouri Monarch" bucks didn't die of natural causes. They were killed when Chuck Norris gave them the Roundhouse.

Chuck Norris was forced to stop hunting, once the dinosaurs became extinct.

huntingson 12-22-2006 02:31 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
There really isn't much to it. There are CN ones and Vin Diesel (It is no coincidence that if you rearrange the letters in VinDiesel it spells I END LIVES) and Mr. T. They are just "random facts" that people make up and have become enormously popular and so now here we are.

John Deer 12-22-2006 03:11 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Rob,

These are just somerandom sarcastic jokes about Chuck Norris. For some reason, they're widely popular. By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.


janesburg 12-22-2006 03:19 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 

ORIGINAL: John Deer

By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.

I love that one! Great thread too!

Raxxmaster 12-22-2006 03:25 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
When asked why he doesn't carry a hunting knife Chuck Norris replied, "why?, I have my finger nails."

gzg38b 12-22-2006 03:55 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 
Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Rob/PA Bowyer 12-22-2006 04:17 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 

ORIGINAL: gzg38b

Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Oh, OKAY, I'm an idiot....[8D]

Don't say it. ;)

Germ 12-22-2006 06:03 PM

RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
 

ORIGINAL: Rob/PA Bowyer


ORIGINAL: gzg38b

Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Oh, OKAY, I'm an idiot....[8D]

Don't say it. ;)
Welcome to the INTERNET Rob[8D]

GR8 where is your chuck norris post? I thought this was a GR8 thread:)

Here you go, let me help you getstarted
Chuck Norris round house kicked Tressel so hard he now coaches for MI[8D]






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