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RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
ORIGINAL: John Deer In fine print on the last page of the Pope and Young and Boone and Crockettrecord booksit notes that all world records for all game animals are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten. |
RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
rob it means chuck has killed a deer no one will ever beat and the list are the ones that cames next in line to his record;)
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RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
The "Hole in the Horn" and "Missouri Monarch" bucks didn't die of natural causes. They were killed when Chuck Norris gave them the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris was forced to stop hunting, once the dinosaurs became extinct. |
RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
There really isn't much to it. There are CN ones and Vin Diesel (It is no coincidence that if you rearrange the letters in VinDiesel it spells I END LIVES) and Mr. T. They are just "random facts" that people make up and have become enormously popular and so now here we are.
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RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
Rob,
These are just somerandom sarcastic jokes about Chuck Norris. For some reason, they're widely popular. By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer. |
RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
ORIGINAL: John Deer By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer. |
RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
When asked why he doesn't carry a hunting knife Chuck Norris replied, "why?, I have my finger nails."
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RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck |
RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
ORIGINAL: gzg38b Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these! http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck Don't say it. ;) |
RE: Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
ORIGINAL: Rob/PA Bowyer ORIGINAL: gzg38b Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these! http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck Don't say it. ;) GR8 where is your chuck norris post? I thought this was a GR8 thread:) Here you go, let me help you getstarted Chuck Norris round house kicked Tressel so hard he now coaches for MI[8D] |
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