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Old 12-22-2006 | 02:22 PM
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ORIGINAL: John Deer

In fine print on the last page of the Pope and Young and Boone and Crockettrecord booksit notes that all world records for all game animals are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
I still don't get it...? Sometimes I'm thick headed, more explanation please. Did someone hate or idolize CN.
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Old 12-22-2006 | 02:28 PM
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rob it means chuck has killed a deer no one will ever beat and the list are the ones that cames next in line to his record
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Old 12-22-2006 | 02:29 PM
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The "Hole in the Horn" and "Missouri Monarch" bucks didn't die of natural causes. They were killed when Chuck Norris gave them the Roundhouse.

Chuck Norris was forced to stop hunting, once the dinosaurs became extinct.
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Old 12-22-2006 | 02:31 PM
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There really isn't much to it. There are CN ones and Vin Diesel (It is no coincidence that if you rearrange the letters in VinDiesel it spells I END LIVES) and Mr. T. They are just "random facts" that people make up and have become enormously popular and so now here we are.
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Old 12-22-2006 | 03:11 PM
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Rob,

These are just somerandom sarcastic jokes about Chuck Norris. For some reason, they're widely popular. By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.

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Old 12-22-2006 | 03:19 PM
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By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.
I love that one! Great thread too!
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Old 12-22-2006 | 03:25 PM
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When asked why he doesn't carry a hunting knife Chuck Norris replied, "why?, I have my finger nails."
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Old 12-22-2006 | 03:55 PM
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Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
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Old 12-22-2006 | 04:17 PM
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Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Oh, OKAY, I'm an idiot....[8D]

Don't say it.
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Old 12-22-2006 | 06:03 PM
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Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Oh, OKAY, I'm an idiot....[8D]

Don't say it.
Welcome to the INTERNET Rob[8D]

GR8 where is your chuck norris post? I thought this was a GR8 thread

Here you go, let me help you getstarted
Chuck Norris round house kicked Tressel so hard he now coaches for MI[8D]




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