Best Chuck Norris Bowhunting line
#21
ORIGINAL: John Deer
In fine print on the last page of the Pope and Young and Boone and Crockettrecord booksit notes that all world records for all game animals are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
In fine print on the last page of the Pope and Young and Boone and Crockettrecord booksit notes that all world records for all game animals are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
#23
The "Hole in the Horn" and "Missouri Monarch" bucks didn't die of natural causes. They were killed when Chuck Norris gave them the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris was forced to stop hunting, once the dinosaurs became extinct.
Chuck Norris was forced to stop hunting, once the dinosaurs became extinct.
#24
There really isn't much to it. There are CN ones and Vin Diesel (It is no coincidence that if you rearrange the letters in VinDiesel it spells I END LIVES) and Mr. T. They are just "random facts" that people make up and have become enormously popular and so now here we are.
#25
Rob,
These are just somerandom sarcastic jokes about Chuck Norris. For some reason, they're widely popular. By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.
These are just somerandom sarcastic jokes about Chuck Norris. For some reason, they're widely popular. By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.
#26
ORIGINAL: John Deer
By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.
By the way, did you know that chuck norris once put a live deer in a head lock and said “say my name” the deer muttered Chuck NORRIS!! actually it wasn’t recognizable but it was pretty good for a deer.
#28
Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
#29
ORIGINAL: gzg38b
Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Don't say it.

#30
ORIGINAL: Rob/PA Bowyer
Oh, OKAY, I'm an idiot....[8D]
Don't say it.
ORIGINAL: gzg38b
Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Don't say it.
GR8 where is your chuck norris post? I thought this was a GR8 thread

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Chuck Norris round house kicked Tressel so hard he now coaches for MI[8D]


