Chuck Norris had his 1st kill when he was 5 seconds old.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in slaughter.

Chuck Norris doesnt use weapons when hunting, he simply thinks about killing a deer, and they die.

I don't understand?

At first I thought oh no...we've had multiple troubles with a user going by several usernames that included Chuck Norris.

chuck norris once peed on the ground where a huge tree all of a sudden grew, and he climed up and shot his huge button buck in.

Here's a few, with a little help....

Chuck Norris doesn't need weaponsfor hunting. Chuck Norris has himself.

Chuck Norris does not fear the treestand heights. The heights fear Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris falls in a puddle of water when hunting, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once shot a deerby pointing hisfinger,and yelling, "Bang!

If a deer can see Chuck Norris, thenChuck can see the deer. Ifthe deercan't see Chuck Norris,then the deermay be only seconds away from death.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave his hunting beard; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Deer live in the woods, not to hide from people, but to hide from Chuck Norris.

Here are a few more that aren't hunting related.

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In fine print on the last page of the Pope and Young and Boone and Crockettrecord booksit notes that all world records for all game animals are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Solunar tables. The sun and moon rise and set when Chuck tells them to.

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Chuck Norris doesn't know where big bucks live. But he knows EXACTLY where they wil die.

Chuck Norris doesn't walk around mountains whenhunting elk. He walks right through them.