Pass gas on stand?
11-07-2006 | 08:37 AM
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RE: Pass gas on stand?
ORIGINAL: TEmbry15
this has to be the weirdest post i have seen on here since joining tho.
this has to be the weirdest post i have seen on here since joining tho.
11-07-2006 | 10:20 AM
#32
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RE: Pass gas on stand?
I let it rip unless there are deer under me.
Funny story: I had a hand full of does under my stand a few years ago. That morning I had awful gas. After holding it in for 20 minutes watching these does hoping a buck would come along, I couldn't do it any longer - the gas had to pass. I decided to have some fun with it and do a little test. It was one of those days that nothing could come out of your a$$ quietly, so I let it rip with a little push of encouragement to make it louder - I wanted to see how the deer would react. They all came five feet off the ground whirling in mid air then bolting in different directions when they finally hit the ground running. After 20 yards or so they all stopped to look back trying to figure out the strange noise. That's when they busted me- I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sit still. It was rather funny.
Funny story: I had a hand full of does under my stand a few years ago. That morning I had awful gas. After holding it in for 20 minutes watching these does hoping a buck would come along, I couldn't do it any longer - the gas had to pass. I decided to have some fun with it and do a little test. It was one of those days that nothing could come out of your a$$ quietly, so I let it rip with a little push of encouragement to make it louder - I wanted to see how the deer would react. They all came five feet off the ground whirling in mid air then bolting in different directions when they finally hit the ground running. After 20 yards or so they all stopped to look back trying to figure out the strange noise. That's when they busted me- I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sit still. It was rather funny.
11-07-2006 | 10:23 AM
#33
Giant Nontypical
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RE: Pass gas on stand?
You need a fart filter that will dispence soft smells of doe in heat, dominant buck, or etc. Also geta toner for your undies so you can crack one off but make it sound like a grunt tube.
11-07-2006 | 11:21 AM
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RE: Pass gas on stand?
ORIGINAL: badshotbob
I let it rip unless there are deer under me.
Funny story: I had a hand full of does under my stand a few years ago. That morning I had awful gas. After holding it in for 20 minutes watching these does hoping a buck would come along, I couldn't do it any longer - the gas had to pass. I decided to have some fun with it and do a little test. It was one of those days that nothing could come out of your a$$ quietly, so I let it rip with a little push of encouragement to make it louder - I wanted to see how the deer would react. They all came five feet off the ground whirling in mid air then bolting in different directions when they finally hit the ground running. After 20 yards or so they all stopped to look back trying to figure out the strange noise. That's when they busted me- I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sit still. It was rather funny.
I let it rip unless there are deer under me.
Funny story: I had a hand full of does under my stand a few years ago. That morning I had awful gas. After holding it in for 20 minutes watching these does hoping a buck would come along, I couldn't do it any longer - the gas had to pass. I decided to have some fun with it and do a little test. It was one of those days that nothing could come out of your a$$ quietly, so I let it rip with a little push of encouragement to make it louder - I wanted to see how the deer would react. They all came five feet off the ground whirling in mid air then bolting in different directions when they finally hit the ground running. After 20 yards or so they all stopped to look back trying to figure out the strange noise. That's when they busted me- I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sit still. It was rather funny.
Man, I can just visualize this.... Peaceful, quiet, woods... deer quietly moving around, oblivious to anything, when BROOOONK!!! a loud fart comes from up above.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
Butch A.
11-07-2006 | 12:16 PM
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RE: Pass gas on stand?
ORIGINAL: bagem
I always take a bic lighter in the stand and light my farts so the deer dont catch wind of them. Works for me.
I always take a bic lighter in the stand and light my farts so the deer dont catch wind of them. Works for me.
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