YOU STINK
09-19-2005 | 09:10 PM
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From: center tx
YOU STINK
Back a few years ago I was bow hunting on the Sabine river near my home where we have a camp. Here in East Texas bow season and squiral season coincide so when I got back to camp on opening day there were a lot of guys gathered around the cleaning table cleaning squirals needless to say they had a pretty big gut pile going on. well there were variouse children playing in and around camp. well later that day I was talking to my uncle when he said "DANG BOY YOU STINK" well I did smell guts and I just figured it was me so my uncle took me home and I took a bath in my scent eliminator soap got on fresh camo and went to the living room . My uncle walks up and says "DAMN DID YOU BATHE YOU STILL STINK BAD" so I do it all over again. This time leaving nothing to chance I even put my scent free laundry detergent in my bath water and soaked for an hour.Ok there is no chance I smell at all. I go in and guess what uncle says I stink . We were discussing the curiouse oder problem when we look down and smiling up at us is a five year old cousin we both neel down and the smell was unbelievable. We ask him how come he smells so bad and he procedes to produce two pockets full of squiral guts ................... how bout that.
09-19-2005 | 09:19 PM
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Nontypical Buck
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From: Crosby TX USA
RE: YOU STINK
Yuk[:'(].
I've got a stinky story for ya.
Several years backI arrow a nice sized sow and got a buddy to help me track it through some thick east Texas jungle. We were on our hands and knee's following the blood trail through the viney mess whenI smell something--oh let's just say, REAKING BADLY . I look up and see his rear about 2" from my face! That sight plus the smell andI start thinking to myslef, man this dude needs to wipe better[:-]. Just then he says - there's your pig! Turned out the bad odor was the pig which was only about 5' off to the side of the thick mess.
I've got a stinky story for ya.
Several years backI arrow a nice sized sow and got a buddy to help me track it through some thick east Texas jungle. We were on our hands and knee's following the blood trail through the viney mess whenI smell something--oh let's just say, REAKING BADLY . I look up and see his rear about 2" from my face! That sight plus the smell andI start thinking to myslef, man this dude needs to wipe better[:-]. Just then he says - there's your pig! Turned out the bad odor was the pig which was only about 5' off to the side of the thick mess.
09-19-2005 | 10:03 PM
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From: NW Ohio
RE: YOU STINK
Thats pretty funny.
A couple years ago we were driving to deer camp, in the middle of the night, pulling our hunting camper. My buddy is driving, and he doesn't have the best eyesight. Myself and another friend tell the guy driving that there is some kind of animal in the road, and the driver swerves to miss it, but instead of missing it he swerved right into it. It turns out that we rolled over a skunk. Well we got to where we were going and the camper was covered in skunk chunks, we had to eat, and sleep with that smell for the better part of 3 days before it started to dissipate.
A couple years ago we were driving to deer camp, in the middle of the night, pulling our hunting camper. My buddy is driving, and he doesn't have the best eyesight. Myself and another friend tell the guy driving that there is some kind of animal in the road, and the driver swerves to miss it, but instead of missing it he swerved right into it. It turns out that we rolled over a skunk. Well we got to where we were going and the camper was covered in skunk chunks, we had to eat, and sleep with that smell for the better part of 3 days before it started to dissipate.
[:'(]
09-20-2005 | 05:20 PM
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From: Wisconsin
RE: YOU STINK
ORIGINAL: gonzodemon
Back a few years ago I was bow hunting on the Sabine river near my home where we have a camp. Here in East Texas bow season and squiral season coincide so when I got back to camp on opening day there were a lot of guys gathered around the cleaning table cleaning squirals needless to say they had a pretty big gut pile going on. well there were variouse children playing in and around camp. well later that day I was talking to my uncle when he said "DANG BOY YOU STINK" well I did smell guts and I just figured it was me so my uncle took me home and I took a bath in my scent eliminator soap got on fresh camo and went to the living room . My uncle walks up and says "DAMN DID YOU BATHE YOU STILL STINK BAD" so I do it all over again. This time leaving nothing to chance I even put my scent free laundry detergent in my bath water and soaked for an hour.Ok there is no chance I smell at all. I go in and guess what uncle says I stink . We were discussing the curiouse oder problem when we look down and smiling up at us is a five year old cousin we both neel down and the smell was unbelievable. We ask him how come he smells so bad and he procedes to produce two pockets full of squiral guts ................... how bout that.
Back a few years ago I was bow hunting on the Sabine river near my home where we have a camp. Here in East Texas bow season and squiral season coincide so when I got back to camp on opening day there were a lot of guys gathered around the cleaning table cleaning squirals needless to say they had a pretty big gut pile going on. well there were variouse children playing in and around camp. well later that day I was talking to my uncle when he said "DANG BOY YOU STINK" well I did smell guts and I just figured it was me so my uncle took me home and I took a bath in my scent eliminator soap got on fresh camo and went to the living room . My uncle walks up and says "DAMN DID YOU BATHE YOU STILL STINK BAD" so I do it all over again. This time leaving nothing to chance I even put my scent free laundry detergent in my bath water and soaked for an hour.Ok there is no chance I smell at all. I go in and guess what uncle says I stink . We were discussing the curiouse oder problem when we look down and smiling up at us is a five year old cousin we both neel down and the smell was unbelievable. We ask him how come he smells so bad and he procedes to produce two pockets full of squiral guts ................... how bout that.
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