ORIGINAL: gonzodemon
Back a few years ago I was bow hunting on the Sabine river near my home where we have a camp. Here in East Texas bow season and squiral season coincide so when I got back to camp on opening day there were a lot of guys gathered around the cleaning table cleaning squirals needless to say they had a pretty big gut pile going on. well there were variouse children playing in and around camp. well later that day I was talking to my uncle when he said "DANG BOY YOU STINK" well I did smell guts and I just figured it was me so my uncle took me home and I took a bath in my scent eliminator soap got on fresh camo and went to the living room . My uncle walks up and says "DAMN DID YOU BATHE YOU STILL STINK BAD" so I do it all over again. This time leaving nothing to chance I even put my scent free laundry detergent in my bath water and soaked for an hour.Ok there is no chance I smell at all. I go in and guess what uncle says I stink . We were discussing the curiouse oder problem when we look down and smiling up at us is a five year old cousin we both neel down and the smell was unbelievable. We ask him how come he smells so bad and he procedes to produce two pockets full of squiral guts ................... how bout that.

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