(1. Just make sure the smoke isn't going to blow tward the house.
(2. let the tranqulizer go to work on Chip before you start shooting. Chip is old (13) but still wants to go out hunting and if she is kept in her pen she starts hypervenilating and paceing. She will stand in front of the shooting bench or target if you take her to the range.
(3. Boy those cost enough! Glad your getting a Vet discount at Williams, can't you buy more of your crap there?
(4. You can fix your own lunch, you were out there long enough.
(5. Hope neighbours don't call some one about those stupid horses spooking from all the noise your making.
(6. Can't you be normal and buy just 1 or 2 bottles of powder? Do you always have to buy from 6 to 10 at a time.
I got them on sale, ant they will last me a couple of years.
[:@]You said the same thing last year.

(7. No I don't want to shoot the stinky things.
(8. Why you keep filling the computer with all those target pictures?
(9. Whos is Mike, and whats in the package?
(10 just be carefull and I'll see you on December 1st or I;ll call out the search dogs to find your remains. Remember if I have to look for you, I WILL bury you in some awful feild where no one will give a putoot after a few months.

Al

My sweet wife is very understanding and never says a word about the new guns. Scare's hell outa me.

(Dont touch me)

These were great reading. But my wife never says these things either-usually

What does happen,she will come in to the garage to find me having taken a gun out of the (locked) cabinet and aiming it (empty) at something in the garage, usually the water heater.

She will ask something to the effect of "what are you doing?" Guys, we know the answer, "nothing."

She probably thinks I am about to snap. But the reality is I am just dreaming about going shooting or hunting.

~Robert

"What do you need more bullets for? You haven't shot all of the last ones you bought."
Woodtick;'It,s kinda like shoes baby,you never know what you might have to have in
different situations." "Alright ,then go ahead."

25. Why you getting a single shot, I thought you liked pump guns?
26. Jesus, don't shoot that thing off aroiund me again!
27. All that smoke,I thought it blew up on you!
27. (looking at this and another sight) What and who are Critter, smoke pole,semisane.,what is a cayudad? Only normal name is Lane!
28. Your addicted to these web sites?
29. Is this your skunk urine in my washer? (That was not a pretty one boys)
30. You clean that gun more than your hunting clothes.

I'll load your muzzle if you buy another gun
How can you have a modern old gun?
It takes all that stuff to soot one bullett?
We'll starve if we have to count on you and that SMOKETHING
I wonder how much this meat cost per pound?

You want one of my whats???

kinda on but kinda off topic.

who has had there wife grab a box that came in for them and open it

How is that one different or better than the other two