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Old 04-22-2008 | 06:25 PM
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And my favorite:

- If you kick the bucket old boy, what should I do with all of this crap?
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Old 04-22-2008 | 06:34 PM
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Old 04-22-2008 | 07:30 PM
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How come you don't take me to the range more often.

I must be sick I'm starting to like that smell .

OkI'll buy you the mould do you need a sizer for that?

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Old 04-22-2008 | 07:46 PM
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why cant you keep those out in the garage

you can only shoot one at a time

UPS was here-looks like another gun. I'm going shopping this weekend
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Old 04-22-2008 | 11:43 PM
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What's that smell?

Your not putting that in my washer!

We have morechemicalsfor those guns than we do for the house.

Where are you going to put that gun?

With all the shooting you do there is not enough meat coming in.

Why are you cutting up that shirt?

What are you doing with that rod and why are you pumping the gun? Is there something stuck in it?

You take better care of them guns than you do me! (Comes out when I've been out hunting too long and she's with the two kids too long)

What are we going to do with that hide?

Why does it smell like Ben-Gay?

What good is distilled alcohol?
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Old 04-23-2008 | 05:06 AM
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"Fine, then why don't you just live out there"
"Where's my old flannel nightgown? Where are all my nightgowns?"
"Is this powder different than the others you already have?"
"Doesn't the other gun do the same thing?"
"Didn't you just buy some of those?"
"What are you making onmy stove? Oh, you can't buy lube at the store?"
" These little tiny plastic cups are cute"
"Moose Milk?"
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Old 04-23-2008 | 05:56 AM
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"Just explain to me why you need another one? (pause) Forget about it. I didn't understand why when you explained it the last time." Just walks away.
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Old 04-23-2008 | 07:57 AM
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Just yesterday.
I suppose those bullet casters are waiting on the income tax check to buy the rest of the wax.
I say, no honey they don't have a wife like you and have to scrimp and save pennies to buy wax. Thats one reason they cast,their straped for money.
Also remember I told you that to be an honest seller you must have 25 post. If you don't have the 25 post then you are a crook and can't sell there.
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Old 04-23-2008 | 10:21 AM
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This thread is discriminatory...lol.....some of us cant participate...thankfully
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Old 04-23-2008 | 11:07 AM
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This thread is discriminatory...lol.....some of us cant participate...thankfully
No it's not. Just think of it as "One Hundred And One Reasons I Don't Have A Wife".
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