These were great reading. But my wife never says these things either-usually

What does happen,she will come in to the garage to find me having taken a gun out of the (locked) cabinet and aiming it (empty) at something in the garage, usually the water heater.

She will ask something to the effect of "what are you doing?" Guys, we know the answer, "nothing."

She probably thinks I am about to snap. But the reality is I am just dreaming about going shooting or hunting.

~Robert