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TURKEY SMACK TALK
LETS GET SMACKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team 4 Dominates.the end |
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MY REASONS FOR DOMINATING-
STRUTTINGOBBLER- COMEONE THIS GUY'S NAME SAYS IT ALL G92-DARK HORSE BUCKHUNTER14-THIS GUYEATSCOMPETITION, EXCELLENCE AND SUCCESS FOR BREAKFAST ME-DARK HORSE, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM MYSELF:D KELLENO- RORYS LITTLE BROTHER COME ON HE SURPASES RORYS YEARS I TURKEY HUNTING SKILLS |
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HAHAHAHA
Team 3: Codyguess - killer Rory - Killer Hick442 - Killer Me - "The freaking man and uber HNI celebrity" Mossy11 - Dark horse Beat that roster - i dare you |
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Reasons Team 6 will dominate Team 3:
1. Rory will spend all his time filming bigfathunter as he lays the smack down on a huge Missouri gobbler. 2. Caleb will be able to film a freakishly huge 40 lb tom with 5-13" beards at 20 yards. But he will forget to clear a shooting lane and he will have to let it walk away. Once he finally gets a shot at a jake, his pager will go off just as he is about to pull the trigger and he will have to respond to a grass fire. 3. CodyGuess is too busy studyingthehabits of Waddell, Drurys, Eichler and the like becausehe wants to be on tv so bad himself. 4. Hick442 will not be allowed to hunt because Caleb will become so obssesed with winning the contest that he will not rest (or let his little brother hunt) until he has killed a turkey himself. 5. Mossy11 doesn't hunt. He wastes his days away by watching youtube videos of big diesel trucks pouring smoke as they drive through mud. |
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ORIGINAL: OKbowhunter20 Reasons Team 6 will dominate Team 3: 1. Rory will spend all his time filming bigfathunter as he lays the smack down on a huge Missouri gobbler. 2. Caleb will be able to film a freakishly huge 40 lb tom with 5-13" beards at 20 yards. But he will forget to clear a shooting lane and he will have to let it walk away. Once he finally gets a shot at a jake, his pager will go off just as he is about to pull the trigger and he will have to respond to a grass fire. 3. CodyGuess is too busy studyingthehabits of Waddell, Drurys, Eichler and the like becausehe wants to be on tv so bad himself. 4. Hick442 will not be allowed to hunt because Caleb will become so obssesed with winning the contest that he will not rest (or let his little brother hunt) until he has killed a turkey himself. 5. Mossy11 doesn't hunt. He wastes his days away by watching youtube videos of big diesel trucks pouring smoke as they drive through mud.   |
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ORIGINAL: OKbowhunter20 Reasons Team 6 will dominate Team 3: 1. Rory will spend all his time filming bigfathunter as he lays the smack down on a huge Missouri gobbler. 2. Caleb will be able to film a freakishly huge 40 lb tom with 5-13" beards at 20 yards. But he will forget to clear a shooting lane and he will have to let it walk away. Once he finally gets a shot at a jake, his pager will go off just as he is about to pull the trigger and he will have to respond to a grass fire. 3. CodyGuess is too busy studyingthehabits of Waddell, Drurys, Eichler and the like becausehe wants to be on tv so bad himself. 4. Hick442 will not be allowed to hunt because Caleb will become so obssesed with winning the contest that he will not rest (or let his little brother hunt) until he has killed a turkey himself. 5. Mossy11 doesn't hunt. He wastes his days away by watching youtube videos of big diesel trucks pouring smoke as they drive through mud.  this is funny ill give you that:Dreasons team 3 will dominate team 6 1. oklahomanowhunter20- first of all hunts in oklahoma:D might get a jake or 2 but cant see this guy putting the hammer down on a big tom, he just doesnt have what it takes to make it in turkey hunting..........:D and he will spend his time making south park avatrs of himself instead of being in the woods:D 2. the rest of his team.......................apparently doesnt want to be on okbowhunter20's team becasue they havent signed in:D |
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Haha Evan the last one is pretty good, since i need to muster up some kinda of reply ([:@]), heres my take on Team 6:
ChrisH -Will have a gobbler coming in when aflock of ducks fly overhead. Not being able to resist, he willopen fire on the poor mallards and the gobbler will peace out. rage2blade - Will ask so many questions in the coming weeks that he will completely blank out on opening morning and then try and pick up the peices the reast of the season. Hunt4Life23- Who in the heck is this? OKbowhunter20 - Will be so busy with school all year that he will only hunt 2-3 times. On those hunts he will be able to shoot 2 jakes although he has access to thousands of acres and lots of trail camera pictures of big gobblers. bigfathunter - Will forget all about turkey hunting once he sees breakfast on the table each morning. :D |
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I'll second the best post Will, that was great!
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ORIGINAL: Siman08/OH Haha Evan the last one is pretty good, since i need to muster up some kinda of reply ([:@]), heres my take on Team 6: ChrisH -Will have a gobbler coming in when aflock of ducks fly overhead. Not being able to resist, he willopen fire on the poor mallards and the gobbler will peace out. rage2blade - Will ask so many questions in the coming weeks that he will completely blank out on opening morning and then try and pick up the peices the reast of the season. Hunt4Life23- Who in the heck is this? OKbowhunter20 - Will be so busy with school all year that he will only hunt 2-3 times. On those hunts he will be able to shoot 2 jakes although he has access to thousands of acres and lots of trail camera pictures of big gobblers. bigfathunter - Will forget all about turkey hunting once he sees breakfast on the table each morning. :D good stuff there calebheres my take on team 2 huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season. skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting. dejager- i think hes french? trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out. MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3  :D |
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MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
Thats already happened  James (huntnteen) will get so mad at him that he'll ban him from competition and try to win it with 4 people, because he thinks hes tough after the turkey Godsshined on him last year. But as well all know the only reason that happened is because the deer Gods (The same one who planted Freak Daddy in my part of the woods) dont let him hunt, and the turkey Gods felt bad. Plus what he doesnt know is that he has nobody else worth mentioning on his team since skybuster will be liquored up most of the time ;) |
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The reasons why team 3 will lose miserably
Caleb- He will be so selfish wanting to score all the turkeys that he will exclude his fellowteamates and start getting his pics in the paper then pretend to go pro where he will reside in LA LA land with his parents until he is 45. Rory- He will play baseball and get moved up to second string and he becomes absolutely obsessed with practicingthen he willbecome a peta turd. |
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The reasons why team 3 will lose miserably Caleb- He will be so selfish wanting to score all the turkeys that he will exclude his fellowteamates and start getting his pics in the paper then pretend to go pro where he will reside in LA LA land with his parents until he is 45. decent...but far fetched Rory- He will play baseball and get moved up to second string and he becomes absolutely obsessed with practicingthen he willbecome a peta turd. weak |
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I dont like the fact that I am getting no respect on team 6. Just the fact that no one knows who i am should scare everyone. By the way look at my hunting resume... i feel it speaks for itsself
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I forgot all about that...maybe cuz you never post :);)
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ORIGINAL: Siman08/OH The reasons why team 3 will lose miserably Caleb- He will be so selfish wanting to score all the turkeys that he will exclude his fellowteamates and start getting his pics in the paper then pretend to go pro where he will reside in LA LA land with his parents until he is 45. decent...but far fetched Rory- He will play baseball and get moved up to second string and he becomes absolutely obsessed with practicingthen he willbecome a peta turd. weak U NOT DA BOSS O ME NOW:D Well there is nothing more I can say but we will have to let this play out on the field. |
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Yeah i know i need to start posting more. I am sure I will now with the turkey contests going on and all. But its cool, i like being a dark horse that no one knows about
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ORIGINAL: Hunt4Life23 Yeah i know i need to start posting more. I am sure I now with the turkey contests going on and all. But its cool, i like being a dark horse that no one knows about |
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ORIGINAL: Hunt4Life23 Yeah i know i need to start posting more. I am sure I now with the turkey contests going on and all. But its cool, i like being a dark horse that no one knows about |
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ORIGINAL: Siman08/OH Haha Evan the last one is pretty good, since i need to muster up some kinda of reply ([:@]), heres my take on Team 6: ChrisH -Will have a gobbler coming in when aflock of ducks fly overhead. Not being able to resist, he willopen fire on the poor mallards and the gobbler will peace out. rage2blade - Will ask so many questions in the coming weeks that he will completely blank out on opening morning and then try and pick up the peices the reast of the season. Hunt4Life23- Who in the heck is this? OKbowhunter20 - Will be so busy with school all year that he will only hunt 2-3 times. On those hunts he will be able to shoot 2 jakes although he has access to thousands of acres and lots of trail camera pictures of big gobblers. bigfathunter - Will forget all about turkey hunting once he sees breakfast on the table each morning. :D |
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ORIGINAL: Chris_H ORIGINAL: Siman08/OH Haha Evan the last one is pretty good, since i need to muster up some kinda of reply ([:@]), heres my take on Team 6: ChrisH -Will have a gobbler coming in when aflock of ducks fly overhead. Not being able to resist, he willopen fire on the poor mallards and the gobbler will peace out. rage2blade - Will ask so many questions in the coming weeks that he will completely blank out on opening morning and then try and pick up the peices the reast of the season. Hunt4Life23- Who in the heck is this? OKbowhunter20 - Will be so busy with school all year that he will only hunt 2-3 times. On those hunts he will be able to shoot 2 jakes although he has access to thousands of acres and lots of trail camera pictures of big gobblers. bigfathunter - Will forget all about turkey hunting once he sees breakfast on the table each morning. :D |
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ORIGINAL: Siman08/OH MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3 Thats already happened James (huntnteen) will get so mad at him that he'll ban him from competition and try to win it with 4 people, because he thinks hes tough after the turkey Godsshined on him last year. But as well all know the only reason that happened is because the deer Gods (The same one who planted Freak Daddy in my part of the woods) dont let him hunt, and the turkey Gods felt bad. Plus what he doesnt know is that he has nobody else worth mentioning on his team since skybuster will be liquored up most of the time ;) The only reason i saidyou guys were stacked was to make you guys feel better because you guys know you've already lost. Team 2 will dominate, end of story. |
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I don't think team 5 has been evaluated yet:
tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me. ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long. bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl. T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing. |
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ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH heres my take on team 2 huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season. skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting. dejager- i think hes french? trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out. MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3 :D And the Turkey gods must love me, never been a year without a monster gobbler or two down, you should all be shaking in your boots... And isnt the contest run on a point average system? so hunting with just me as a team mate is a good thing, im taking on these others to handicap myself |
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ORIGINAL: Chris_H I don't think team 5 has been evaluated yet: tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me. ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long. bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl. T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing. |
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ORIGINAL: huntnteen ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH heres my take on team 2 huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season. skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting. dejager- i think hes french? trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out. MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3 :D And the Turkey gods must love me, never been a year without a monster gobbler or two down, you should all be shaking in your boots... And isnt the contest run on a point average system? so hunting with just me as a team mate is a good thing, im taking on these others to handicap myself |
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Man, Mossy, you may want to quit talking now, or the next thing you know you'll be a democrat
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ORIGINAL: huntnteen Man, Mossy, you may want to quit talking now, or the next thing you know you'll be a democrat |
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ORIGINAL: ksfowler ORIGINAL: Chris_H I don't think team 5 has been evaluated yet: tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me. ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long. bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl. T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing. |
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why am i on team 5? no offense but ugh haha
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ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH ORIGINAL: huntnteen ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH heres my take on team 2 huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season. skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting. dejager- i think hes french? trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out. MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3 :D And the Turkey gods must love me, never been a year without a monster gobbler or two down, you should all be shaking in your boots... And isnt the contest run on a point average system? so hunting with just me as a team mate is a good thing, im taking on these others to handicap myself I can point out plenty if you'd like.......... but i'm hoping that was joke.:eek: |
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This is the most pitiful excuse for smack talk that I have ever had the misfortune of entering my brain.
There is no doubt in my mind that Team 6 will crush the competition like a cigarette butt. |
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Team 4 will seperate itself by itsshear excelence from the rest of the competition like a Camaro racing a stockprius.:D
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ORIGINAL: mossberghunter93 Team 4 will seperate itself by itsshear excelence from the rest of the competition like a Camaro racing a stockprius.:D zach please give me an example of "stupid" republicans;) |
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Well evan asI much of a republican as I am I have to believe thatthere are a few real dumb conservatives out there.
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 I was looking for a good laugh. "smack talk"? |
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ORIGINAL: MN/Kyle I was looking for a good laugh. "smack talk"? |
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ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH ORIGINAL: mossberghunter93 Team 4 will seperate itself by itsshear excelence from the rest of the competition like a Camaro racing a stockprius.:D zach please give me an example of "stupid" republicans;) George W. Bush. Dick Cheney Rush Limbaugh Sarah Palin ( she really should her stupidity during the vice presidential debate ) Bobby Jindal Bill O’Reilly Need anymore..? |
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Sarah Palin ( she really should her stupidity during the vice presidential debate ) |
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ORIGINAL: ksfowler Sarah Palin ( she really should her stupidity during the vice presidential debate ) |
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ORIGINAL: kaibab_hunter74 ORIGINAL: ksfowler Sarah Palin ( she really should her stupidity during the vice presidential debate ) |
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