lets see....

last year i was coming out of my stand after the evining hunt and almost got to the road when i hear something running through the woods. i turn and see two sets of eyes running at me. at that point i knew they werent deer. i freaked out and dropped my crossbow, for some reason, and pulled out my knife. the eyes came closer and i then found out they were coyotes. so my mind is freakin out and i get on the radio to tell my dad i got coyotes in front of me and he tells me to shoot em. well i had dropped my crossbow which had no bolt in it and the eyes are getting closer. as i am putting a bolt in the bow, the eyes start barking and they were just dogs! lmfao, i laugh now but then i really thought they were coyotes. i was scared

i had to take a dump one day while hunting. i tried real hard to hold it in but when you gotta go you gotta go. i look around from my stand for some leaves to wipe with and realize the best ones were in the tree that im in. so i hang my butt over the side of the stand and well flop, flop, flop. im done now and i am reaching for leaves when i turn my head and see a yearling looking right at me. i felt pretty stupid but i reallly had to go

haha that funny

hahahaha i know a guy who had to take a smash while drivin truck and was tryin to make it back to the shop. well he had to go real bad so he bailed out of the truck and started running for the woods but the snow banks were pretty tall. they were pretty solid banks, so he though and went to run up over but when he did he broke through and sunk to his knees and tripped........needless to say he lost all his pucker power and chit in his skivies. not goo. not good at all. thank good for jack knives![&:]