crazy stories
#1
crazy stories
tell me crazy stories about you or anyone you know. i dont care if there made up
i got one
one time like 10 years ago my pops was gettin some brusky at ameristop and some kid with a slingshot shot his window out and the rock hit my dad in the ttwmple. he almost died from it
i got one
one time like 10 years ago my pops was gettin some brusky at ameristop and some kid with a slingshot shot his window out and the rock hit my dad in the ttwmple. he almost died from it
#2
RE: crazy stories
Lets see a live shotgun shell was found at my school the other day and they did a whole search of the school and stuff and it was in the paper. haha sorry thats all i can think of
#3
RE: crazy stories
Thats all we can come up with? Well i was out hunting one night and a UFO came flying across the sky and i was really scared so i started shooting at it. Well we ended up having a shootout in the middle of the woods. Then a cow came walking in and distracted it and a dragon came out of its den and swatted it out of the sky with its tail whyle they were buisy trying to kill the cow. Whyle they were disabled from the dragon i slayed the dragon with my hunting knife and went to break into the space ship. It turned out there were no doors on it and it was an unmanned ship.
Thats a true story i swear!
Thats a true story i swear!
#5
RE: crazy stories
Last January, me and a buddy went out duck huntin on saltwater side of the river. It was 17 degrees that mornin, in a johnboat that does roughly 25 - 30 mph. We pulled up to the boat ramp, put the boat in the water, and headed off. I had on three layers of clothes, and I still was shaking from the cold. Got to the hole, threw out the dekes, made some coffee, turned up the heater and waited til shootin time. It was about 5 minutes til World War 3 when woodies started fillin the skys. We hit the call and had about 10 land in the spread. By now it was legal shootin time, when 3 more woodies committed, and we jumped up and folded 'em. We were doin the knuckin up and sayin "great shootin," when in noticed that my leg was REALLY hot...
I looked down, and the propane heater had caught my buddies neoprene shell belt on fire, FULL WITH SHELLS, and was cinging my pants. Dirty words started to fly, and he tried twice to pic it up and throw out the boat, when I just stepped on it and extinguished the flames. How none of the shells went off, I don't know. But it was high tentions those few moments.
It was about 9 when we pulled up to the ramp, and we decided we would head to the freshwater side. Well, on the way to the freshwater side, we heard crunching goin on behind the boat. I looked back just to see that the drivers seat for the boat flew off and was getting trashed as it bounced off the road. Two bad things in one trip. Coulda been worse, like the time that I was chest deep in "dike goop," (a redneck word for the mud surrounding the lake) and was completely stuck. Scary moments.
I looked down, and the propane heater had caught my buddies neoprene shell belt on fire, FULL WITH SHELLS, and was cinging my pants. Dirty words started to fly, and he tried twice to pic it up and throw out the boat, when I just stepped on it and extinguished the flames. How none of the shells went off, I don't know. But it was high tentions those few moments.
It was about 9 when we pulled up to the ramp, and we decided we would head to the freshwater side. Well, on the way to the freshwater side, we heard crunching goin on behind the boat. I looked back just to see that the drivers seat for the boat flew off and was getting trashed as it bounced off the road. Two bad things in one trip. Coulda been worse, like the time that I was chest deep in "dike goop," (a redneck word for the mud surrounding the lake) and was completely stuck. Scary moments.
#6
RE: crazy stories
ORIGINAL: Rory/MO
One time, at band camp....
One time, at band camp....
i cant think of any accept my retarded dog chased off 4 does last nioght because my dad untied her[:@]
#7
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Norwalk, Ohio
Posts: 4,443
RE: crazy stories
ORIGINAL: mossberghunter93
lol i thought of the exact same thing
i cant think of any accept my retarded dog chased off 4 does last nioght because my dad untied her[:@]
ORIGINAL: Rory/MO
One time, at band camp....
One time, at band camp....
i cant think of any accept my retarded dog chased off 4 does last nioght because my dad untied her[:@]