I assume you are talking to me? You don't know what an environmental scientist is? I guess I'll have to break it down for you...

Environmental scientist= one who studies the environment

I don't actually study the environment, I did in college, but now I work for a consulting firm whose major clients incl...errr...nevermind. I don't feel explaining anymore.

that is cool i guess lol jk

I beleve a DNR officer would be cool. you get to be outdoors and enjoy the fresh air.
(the pay is not that bad either)