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Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow ans say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate peolpe get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, "She'll be comin' round the mountain," who is she?
Why is it that if somethings says "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why do dogs sniff another dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark or something?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but we can't run outside naked?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Is sign language the same in languages other than english?
Why do they call small candy bars "fun size"? Wouldn't it be mor fun to eat a big one?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
364 days a year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? ("I'll wear anything I have to wear, I'll do anything I have to do! To get the candy from these FOOLS who stupidly give it away!")
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
Whe you see the weather report saying "partly cloudy" and then the next day "partly sunny" what's the difference?
What would happen if: EVERYONE was to flush their toilet at the same time?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
If dinosaurs had sores...what would they be called?
When you put the "THE" and "IRS" together, it forms "THEIRS". Coincidence? I think not!
If rabbits' feets are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out?
Who was the first person to look at a cow ans say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate peolpe get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, "She'll be comin' round the mountain," who is she?
Why is it that if somethings says "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why do dogs sniff another dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark or something?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but we can't run outside naked?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Is sign language the same in languages other than english?
Why do they call small candy bars "fun size"? Wouldn't it be mor fun to eat a big one?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
364 days a year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? ("I'll wear anything I have to wear, I'll do anything I have to do! To get the candy from these FOOLS who stupidly give it away!")
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
Whe you see the weather report saying "partly cloudy" and then the next day "partly sunny" what's the difference?
What would happen if: EVERYONE was to flush their toilet at the same time?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
If dinosaurs had sores...what would they be called?
When you put the "THE" and "IRS" together, it forms "THEIRS". Coincidence? I think not!
If rabbits' feets are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out?
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I can honestly say no. There was some thing on here a few years ago that had all this useless information on it, and the one thing i remember from it was that. See, huntingnet is educational. 






