Ozark Sportsman

There was a preacher that went Bear hunting and he was walking up the trail to the tree he was going to sit at while he hunted and he sat out there all day an did not see a thing so he decided to go home for the night. When he was walking down the trail a big Grizzly bear wasrunning down the trail at thepreacher and right beforeit got to the preacher, thepreacher did the only thinghe knew to do: he prayed to God, "Lord please make this bear a Christian" and the bearjust stopped and put his paws together and prayed, "God bless this food I am about to eat"..................

eli243

lmao ozark that was a good one. i got one

one day a preacher, a lawyer and a docter went out hunting. they were walking across this sage feild when they jumped a huge deer. without thinking all three shot at once and the deer went down. after a long discussion about who shot the deer the doctor said that he would go look at it and see if he could tell who shot it. after a while the doctor came back and looked at the other two and told them tha it was the preacher. stunned the lawyer said now how do you know that the preacher shot that deer? easy replied the doctor the bullet went in one ear and out the other.

eli243

ok that one wasnt that funny but i got another one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?


to prove to the possum it could be done

Hunter06FlKy

lmao!!! those are all pretty good