There was a preacher that went Bear hunting and he was walking up the trail to the tree he was going to sit at while he hunted and he sat out there all day an did not see a thing so he decided to go home for the night. When he was walking down the trail a big Grizzly bear wasrunning down the trail at thepreacher and right beforeit got to the preacher, thepreacher did the only thinghe knew to do: he prayed to God, "Lord please make this bear a Christian" and the bearjust stopped and put his paws together and prayed, "God bless this food I am about to eat"..................