Nalgi

my butt is numb and I just had a huge deer walk by and I didnt see it.

hunting junkie

I wish i could just make all the trees and brush disapear at prime time.

WIbuckchaser

I wish I could clone myself. I wonder what is happening at my other spots? Damn squirrels. I'll show her I can bring home the veni. Stupid grouse. I'm going to kill that mouse. I've got five inches of clothes on and a three inch unit, I hope I don't **** on myself.

Horacio

If I invented silent velcro, I'd be rich.....

BigBuck95

"I wonder what the effects of a 2 3/4" slug would be on that freaking chickadee that won't get away from my stand. . ."

13pointjomc

''I wonder what would happen if i shot dat squirrel wit ta 243''Man i gotta P!$$ !''CRUNCH,CRUNCH,CHUNCH,theres a deer,naw,squirrel''******* bluejay,scared everything off in d state of alabama!''I wonder if i could hit 1 a dem geese flyin over my head?''SH!T,my buddy just shot,i hope it aint no big buck!''

aharley1

Took my 5 year old Grandson with me. After about 30 minutes, "Pop pop, how do all those dead bugs get into the lights?"

NC Buck Slayer

"Ok. The smoke from my cigarette is going up. That means the deer wont smell it right?"

jd3006

We can fish at night with lights, Why don't we hunt at night too. Everyone uses bait for fish but many frown on baiting deer. Is fishing in a lake or pond the same as hunting in an enclosed area? I've been sitting here 3 hours but my watch says 45 minutes. Dang, that bush looks like a deer.

Buck Holliday

"I've probably spent more time in the woods and seen more sunrises on a frosty morning than most members of PETA."

"God**** squirrel."