if you shoot him outside you may be in for some issues with the cops, once he's in your house he's fair game and all bets are off.

Oh no! I think he finds you amusing! I think he thinks your here to entertain him.

I'm ok with the shooting part, but I'm not sure I could handle gutting him!! And I can allready see the expression on my taxies face when I bring him in to get mounted!!!

Seriously dude, shoot him with a camera first and let Johny Law take their turn, if that doesn't work go for plan B!

I would go with a snare. You know the kind they use in the old cowboy movies that pulls you up and hangs you from a tree head down. It always works in the movies. A villain can be wandering around, and somehow every timehe seems to step in that single snare set for him. It has to work. Use with caution though. Sometimes the good guy accidently gets caught in the snare. Let him hang for a couple of hours before calling the police. You and your buddies can have a campfire and drink beer while watching him hang. Sounds like a high old time, doesn't it?You can do all this, or you can just get a bigger dog.

Is baiting alowed in your state?

Well here in Alabama the new law is "shoot first and ask questions later if someone comes on your property unwelcomed".

I hate to be a wet blanket because this stuff is funny; but I suggest editing/deleting the whole post just in case you do have to shoot/kill him. This could be seen as pre-meditated murder if anyone got a hold of it.

You could also rig a swinging snare like the Viet Cong did in the John Wayne movie Green Berets. it will jerk them up in the air and then swing them overagainst awall of bamboospikes.The bamboo might be hard to find though.

Two words. "Trail Cam".