Here I am in the middle of the rut, dying to get in the woods....and my wife keeps going into false labor.....Im so gonna spank this youngin when it comes out.... Due Tues......please hurry.....

Congrats!!! But sorry to hear your deer season could be in jeopardy.....
Don't sweat it... he/she will be worth it if you have to miss the prime time... (keep repeating that over and over!)

Congratulations poppa! I will have a drink for ya tonight!

Hire a midwife and go hit the woods!!

haha! sounds like you are in a heck of a predicament.. i am only 18 years old so i wouldnt have the slightest idea of what you are going through, but i do knw that i cannot stand the thought of not being in the woods during the rut, best of luck gettin into the woods and i hope your baby is healthy!

Mid-wife, sister, sister-in-law, SOMETHING! Get a babysitter for the baby-spitter and get hunting! Just kidding. Hope you and your wife the best and a health and happy baby (aka wanna-be deerslayer).

LMAO...I look forward to the baby, but its so frustrating..... saw a nice 8 pt this morning on my way to work chasing a hot doe

man, her folks would be here, but we live 8 hrs away.....hopefully Im not deployed next year like I have been for the last two ruts....finally get home for one and bang......well I guess its my fault... I was in the rut about 9 months ago.....

I feel your pain. My daughter was born on Dec 4th 1998
Yes after the rut but way too close.lol
My buddy thought it was funny to call me on my cell
when I was in my tree stand to tell me she was in labor.
I dropped from the tree and ran to my truck to
see him standing there laughing.

Congratulations man! It doesn't get any better than life with kid's. Ummmmm except life with kids out of town with Grandmama. Or life with kids at home with the baby sitter while you and the wife go out. JK Hope the delivery goes well. I'll smoke a stogie for ya!

Sounds like you should have thought of were youwere going to to be in 9 months before you took your pants off.