road kill
01-19-2007, 11:48 AM
#14
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Darien, IL
Posts: 6,744
RE: road kill
My friend's Mom's friend hit a deer the other night with her Buick. Well actually the deer was so big that it hit the Buick!
So I got the call to see if I wanted the deer or meat. When I got out there, the Buick was impaled on the deers rack. The tines went atleast halfway across the seats I tell ya. You could see sideways skid marks from the tires the deer hit it so hard. It must have broken it's neck on impact cause it was dead. The Buick was a total.
Anyway we got a tow truck out there to seperate the deer from the Buick. The tow driver had to bring in a bigger semi-truck tow because the first truck wasn't big/powerful enough. The second one was a Peterbilt I think.
Fortunately, we were careful enough that we didn't break any of thetines seperating the two. There must have been 8 or 10 guys out there and when we started counting points we didn't have enough fingers on all of our hands to add up all the points. Heck, old Marv even took his shoes off cause he couns better with his toes than his fingers. (Marv's toes ARE NOTa pretty sight - he ought to get some nail clippers or bolt cutters or something).
I tried to green score it but I only had a 25 foot tape measure in the truck and it ran out on just the main beams.
Then some hobos emerged from the woods. They were pretty filthy and looked pretty hungry so we gave it to them for the meat because it wouldn't fit in any of our truck beds. The tow drivers said they get calls like this all the time in that area. They said the deer are quite aggressive.
Without pictures..........................it's all just another story.
So I got the call to see if I wanted the deer or meat. When I got out there, the Buick was impaled on the deers rack. The tines went atleast halfway across the seats I tell ya. You could see sideways skid marks from the tires the deer hit it so hard. It must have broken it's neck on impact cause it was dead. The Buick was a total.
Anyway we got a tow truck out there to seperate the deer from the Buick. The tow driver had to bring in a bigger semi-truck tow because the first truck wasn't big/powerful enough. The second one was a Peterbilt I think.
Fortunately, we were careful enough that we didn't break any of thetines seperating the two. There must have been 8 or 10 guys out there and when we started counting points we didn't have enough fingers on all of our hands to add up all the points. Heck, old Marv even took his shoes off cause he couns better with his toes than his fingers. (Marv's toes ARE NOTa pretty sight - he ought to get some nail clippers or bolt cutters or something).
I tried to green score it but I only had a 25 foot tape measure in the truck and it ran out on just the main beams.
Then some hobos emerged from the woods. They were pretty filthy and looked pretty hungry so we gave it to them for the meat because it wouldn't fit in any of our truck beds. The tow drivers said they get calls like this all the time in that area. They said the deer are quite aggressive.
Without pictures..........................it's all just another story.
01-20-2007, 03:41 PM
#15
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 300
RE: road kill
i'm sorry folks but i an't going to post any picture of the road kill buck. the story is for real as you will see for long just as the hanson buck the reason i am not posting the picture is that i do not have the right to post it. i wish i could cause it is the biggest dang set of antlers i have ever seen anywhere.
01-20-2007, 03:45 PM
#16
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Posts: 398
RE: road kill
ORIGINAL: little-d
i'm sorry folks but i an't going to post any picture of the road kill buck. the story is for real as you will see for long just as the hanson buck the reason i am not posting the picture is that i do not have the right to post it. i wish i could cause it is the biggest dang set of antlers i have ever seen anywhere.
i'm sorry folks but i an't going to post any picture of the road kill buck. the story is for real as you will see for long just as the hanson buck the reason i am not posting the picture is that i do not have the right to post it. i wish i could cause it is the biggest dang set of antlers i have ever seen anywhere.
BTW, I hit a 137pt buck this morning with 7 legs in the parking lot of my apartment building. I'll post pictures as soon as I get permission to, it's huge! Biggest buck ever! Weighs 4,000lbs at least!
01-20-2007, 06:06 PM
#20
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Posts: 398
RE: road kill
ORIGINAL: AmateurHunter44857
Thats nothing man, i shot a 44 pt buck that weighed 900 pounds out of season, beat that.
Thats nothing man, i shot a 44 pt buck that weighed 900 pounds out of season, beat that.
My cousin's buddy's girlfriend's dad's boss' uncle's grand-nephew's babysitter's husband's niece's friend knows a guy who shot a 1,203lb buck with antlers bigger than a small car... in fact I have a pic of a small car stuck on the antlers that I'm gonna post on here anyday now
