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One for the ages
01-09-2006, 09:19 AM
#1
Typical Buck
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 575
One for the ages
I just got a joke on my email and the titlewas: guns vs womans
So my question is do you take a fine woman or a beautiful new rifle ?
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
So my question is do you take a fine woman or a beautiful new rifle ?
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
01-09-2006, 12:30 PM
#4
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Indiana
Posts: 1,131
RE: One for the ages
ORIGINAL: Lanse couche couche
Why not both? Now I can't get the thought ofa scantily-clad Jennifer Love Hewitt holding a stainless steel Ruger Mark I 25-06 out ofmy mind.
Why not both? Now I can't get the thought ofa scantily-clad Jennifer Love Hewitt holding a stainless steel Ruger Mark I 25-06 out ofmy mind.
01-10-2006, 09:27 PM
#9
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: a van down by the river
Posts: 8,939
RE: One for the ages
I'd take the gun. Most of the super hot women I know or read about have a lot of baggage that comes with the package. And not the fancy kind with rollers. The flowered velcro Samsonite 100 pounderswith duct tape patches that would wear you out just dragging it to the car kind.
With the gun, I'd be a lot less likely to run into unexpected surprises.
With the gun, I'd be a lot less likely to run into unexpected surprises.
