One for the ages
 

I just got a joke on my email and the titlewas: guns vs womans

So my question is do you take a fine woman or a beautiful new rifle ?


Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

RE: One for the ages
 

I sense a joke regarding penetration qualities coming up soon!

C´mon! Any fine woman would let me buy any gun I choose.

RE: One for the ages
 

Why not both? Now I can't get the thought ofa scantily-clad Jennifer Love Hewitt holding a stainless steel Ruger Mark I 25-06 out ofmy mind.

RE: One for the ages
 

I need a shower!

RE: One for the ages
 

Good one Leathal!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

RE: One for the ages
 

:D:D:D

RE: One for the ages
 

Squirrel,

You're supposed to be home sick from school. Go to bed!!!

RE: One for the ages
 

florida law says i can only have one wife....BUT as many guns as i want! i chose the new rifle:D:D:D

RE: One for the ages
 

I'd take the gun. Most of the super hot women I know or read about have a lot of baggage that comes with the package. And not the fancy kind with rollers. The flowered velcro Samsonite 100 pounderswith duct tape patches that would wear you out just dragging it to the car kind.

With the gun, I'd be a lot less likely to run into unexpected surprises.