Funny Joke
12-16-2005, 06:46 AM
#2
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Maryland
Posts: 101
RE: Funny Joke
Bubba, Simon, and Clem was out hunting one day. Clem claimed that he should hunt first, so he did. He walks into the woods and then BOOM. Clem walks out with a big buck. Simon says "Whoa! How did u manageto do that?" Clem says "Well, I seen tracks, followed them, and BOOM I shot a deer!". Simon says "Man, I should do that!!" do he does. He walks out, and BAM! He comes back with a nice little buck. Bubba says "Whoa man! How'd you manage to do that?" Simon says "Found tracks, follow them, and BAM! Shot a deer!". Bubba says "You know what? I'm going to try that!" He does! He walks into the woods, and you hear WAM! BOOM! CRASH! Simon and Clem was waiting patiently in the waiting room until the doctor said it was OK. They walked in the room and asked "Dang Bubba! What happend!" Bubba said "I found tracks, followed them, and WAM got hit by a train..."
12-16-2005, 05:20 PM
#3
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 28
RE: Funny Joke
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A man had a hunting dog for sale for an unusual amount of money. Another man interested in buying the dog asked him why he wanted so much.
They took the dog to the woods. The owner told the dog to go hunt. The dog took off into the woods and came back in a couple of minutes and scratched his foot on the ground three times. The hunters went into the woods and killed three rabbits and could not find anymore.
The owner said you could hunt the woods all day and could not find any more than three rabbits.
The buyer was impressed and bought the dog.
The new owner took the dog hunting the next weekend and told the dog to go find the rabbits. The dog took off into the woods and stayed gone for almost thirty minutes.
When the dog returned he was humping on the man's leg, scratching the ground, and shaking a stick in his mouth. The guy thought the dog went crazy and shot him.
About two weeks later he saw the previous owner and told him what had happened.
The old owner told him that the dog was trying to tell him that there were more f***ing rabbits in the woods than you could shake a stick at.
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A man had a hunting dog for sale for an unusual amount of money. Another man interested in buying the dog asked him why he wanted so much.
They took the dog to the woods. The owner told the dog to go hunt. The dog took off into the woods and came back in a couple of minutes and scratched his foot on the ground three times. The hunters went into the woods and killed three rabbits and could not find anymore.
The owner said you could hunt the woods all day and could not find any more than three rabbits.
The buyer was impressed and bought the dog.
The new owner took the dog hunting the next weekend and told the dog to go find the rabbits. The dog took off into the woods and stayed gone for almost thirty minutes.
When the dog returned he was humping on the man's leg, scratching the ground, and shaking a stick in his mouth. The guy thought the dog went crazy and shot him.
About two weeks later he saw the previous owner and told him what had happened.
The old owner told him that the dog was trying to tell him that there were more f***ing rabbits in the woods than you could shake a stick at.
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