1:00AM-Alarm clock rings
2:00AM-Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed
2:15AM-Throw everything except kitchen sink in the pickup
3:00AM-Leave for the deep woods
3:15AM-Drive back home and pick up gun
3:30AM-Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight
4:00AM-Set up camp-forgot damn tent
4:30AM-Head into woods
6:05AM-See 3 deer
6:06AM-Take aim and squeeze trigger
6:07AM-"Click"
6:08AM-Load gun while watching deer go over hill
8:00AM-Head back to camp
9:00AM-Still looking for camp
10:00AM-Realize you don't know where camp is
NOON-Fire gun for help-eat wild berries
12:15PM-Run out of berries, 3 deer come back
12:20PM-Strange feeling in stomach
12:30PM-Realize you ate poison berries
12:45PM-Rescued
12:55PM-Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped
3:00PM-Arrive back at camp
3:30PM-Leave camp to kill deer
4:00PM-Return to camp for bullets
4:01PM-Load gun-leave camp again
5:00PM-Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you
6:00PM-Arrive at camp, see deer grazing in camp
6:01PM-Load gun
6:02PM-Fire gun
6:03PM-One dead truck
6:05PM-Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer
6:06PM-Repress strong desire to shoot partner
6:07PM-Fall into fire
6:10PM-Change clothes, throw burned ones in fire
6:15PM-Take pickup and leave partner and his deer in woods
6:25PM-Pickup boils over-hole shot in block
6:26PM-Start walking
6:30PM-Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud
6:35PM-Meet bear
6:36PM-Take aim
6:37PM-Fire gun, blows up, barrel plugged with mud
6:38PM-**** in pants
6:39PM-Climb tree
9:00PM-Bear departs, wrap gun around tree
MIDNIGHT-HOME AT LAST
SUNDAY-Watch football game on TV slowly tearing hunting license
into little pieces, place in envelope, and mail to game
warden with very clear instructions on where to place it

if that is a true story i would cry for you.

Yeah, that would prob make me reconsider purchasing a license the following season.