When i started this post i mentioned the little incident my brother in law had involving his bow and his 4-wheeler, well he`s had another incident . This time as he was driving his 4-wheeler into the shed he keeps it parked in at home. The door to his shed is just large enough to get his 4-wheeler through and he had left his shotgun laying on top of the 4-wheeler so as he drove through the door of the shed the shotgun got caught on both sides of the door way and it wrenched the stock on his gun . My sister said he came in the house with a funny look on his face and his gun looked awful she said it was twisted and crooked. She said she did`nt want to laugh but it was so funny. I hav`nt seen it yet myself . He would think it was absolutely hilarious had this been me so i cant wait to rib him some. I suggested he either give up the 4-wheeler and take up walking or get some accident insurance to cover his property while riding on the 4-wheeler. I know he feels really bad though as his gun was a gift from his wife and dad so it makes it worse for him. It used to seem as if he and i had some kind of contest going on which one of us could have more accidents, so now my husband keeps warning me " to keep laughing and i will get mine". Just wanted to share, thanks agin, annie.

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Like some others I once forgot a roll of toilet paper aswell, and having diaria made this experience even more interesting. I was setting up a treestand with my hunting partner and all of a sudden hit hit me. I then ran about 30yds where I found a fallen birch tree, witch I thought was a very good idea while others did'nt. Let me tell you old newspaper is not like soft toilet paper at all.<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle> I believe I frequented that tree about 5 times before we finally got the treestand up.

I posted to this awaile back and had to come back and read other's you people are funny,sound's like half could use some stock in charmin lol

too many to count. think the funniest thing was sitting into the homemade ladder stand to discover the seat no longer held weight. had it not been for the muzzleloader laying in my lap i would have falled 15 feet on my neck.

&quot;Size may not matter but it sho IS nice!&quot; [/quote]

I fell asleep in my tree stand and dropped my bow and when I woke up my safety strape was pulled tight and I was kinda hanging off the edge of the platform(it was a ladder stand)

Another thing that happened to my uncles brother was he shot a deer and when he went to grab the horns the deer stood up and threw him into the water. Bill did not let go and the deer threw him again. He finally let go and the deer went off about 50 yards and laid down and died. It was very funny, my uncle said he say the whole thing.

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Indeed. What's all this about toilet paper? What's wrong with leaves or better yet, damp fluffy moss (nature's wet ones)? I never use tp in the woods because then what do you do with it? Leave it laying around - slob. Burn it? Why bother when some leaves or moss do the job better. Just don't grab any of the itching kind.

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Well, there aren't many times I have ever needed TP in the field, because I don't eat much while hunting and I try to make sure I am empty. But I have had my times. Once I had the runs... more like the sprints... Well, we don't need to go there.

But like I said, rarely have I needed TP, yet I take a little &quot;TP pak&quot; with me for emergencies. You see, leaves don't exactly be having that soft touch that TP has. Plus you got all kinda little bugs and junk on leaves, fungus and all kinds of mess. I personally can't be dealing with leaves - specially in them &quot;sensitive&quot; regions, if you know what I mean.

As for what you do with it &quot;afterwards,&quot; you just scratch out a little hole and bury it. 30 seconds tops.

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Ok now i am going to go get stock in Charmin.

Does hunting in a clump of saplings not knowing your flashlight is on count?