You might be a turkey hunter if????
03-06-2002 | 10:36 AM
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Nontypical Buck
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From: Calif
You might be a turkey hunter if????
Saw this and had to post it for you all!lol
You might be a turkey hunter if....
1.You have the Physic Turkey Hotline # in your phones speed dial list,
2.You spent more money on turkey season than you did on your wifes/husbands anniversary gift,
3.If people you work with still can't find where that noise is coming from,
4.If when eating,you scratch your plate,than peck at it,
5.The mailman ends up with a hernia after all your turkey hunting catalogs arrive,
6.You oddly our attracted to poultry farms,
7.Your dog and kids run at the sight of you pulling out another turkey call,
8.You babble incoherently about a phantom tom from years past during family get togethers,
9.You refer to your bedroom as the "Strutin Zone",
10.Every spring your house sounds like bird sanctuary with all the hooting,screeching,and cawwing,
11.Your trail mix is made up of whole corn,grasshoppers,and wax worms,
12.You got excited when your wifes doctor told her to try using a diaphragm,
13.Your office or den looks like a war room with topo maps,aerial photos and notes slung everywhere,
14.You nearly cause a 3 car pileup while pulling a "u-ie" in the road to take another look at that black object in the field,
Add on if you have any others???? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
You might be a turkey hunter if....
1.You have the Physic Turkey Hotline # in your phones speed dial list,
2.You spent more money on turkey season than you did on your wifes/husbands anniversary gift,
3.If people you work with still can't find where that noise is coming from,
4.If when eating,you scratch your plate,than peck at it,
5.The mailman ends up with a hernia after all your turkey hunting catalogs arrive,
6.You oddly our attracted to poultry farms,
7.Your dog and kids run at the sight of you pulling out another turkey call,
8.You babble incoherently about a phantom tom from years past during family get togethers,
9.You refer to your bedroom as the "Strutin Zone",
10.Every spring your house sounds like bird sanctuary with all the hooting,screeching,and cawwing,
11.Your trail mix is made up of whole corn,grasshoppers,and wax worms,
12.You got excited when your wifes doctor told her to try using a diaphragm,
13.Your office or den looks like a war room with topo maps,aerial photos and notes slung everywhere,
14.You nearly cause a 3 car pileup while pulling a "u-ie" in the road to take another look at that black object in the field,
Add on if you have any others???? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
03-06-2002 | 11:18 AM
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From: harker heights texas USA
RE: You might be a turkey hunter if????
If you throw away meat in the freezer to accomodate for your diaphram calls.
If your hunting cabin appraises for more than your home.
If your wife thinks the only way to get your attention during the spring is to take up hunting herself. (this actually happened to mine)
If your hunting cabin appraises for more than your home.
If your wife thinks the only way to get your attention during the spring is to take up hunting herself. (this actually happened to mine)
03-06-2002 | 11:44 AM
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From: Huntsville AL
RE: You might be a turkey hunter if????
If....
your wife gets a headache from looking at a turkey call...
your wife has the outdoor channel magically erased from your TV....
Safe and Happy Hunting!
My Hunting Page
your wife gets a headache from looking at a turkey call...
your wife has the outdoor channel magically erased from your TV....
Safe and Happy Hunting!
My Hunting Page
03-06-2002 | 11:44 AM
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From: Huntsville AL
RE: You might be a turkey hunter if????
If....
your wife gets a headache from looking at a turkey call...
your wife has the outdoor channel magically erased from your TV....
Safe and Happy Hunting!
My Hunting Page
your wife gets a headache from looking at a turkey call...
your wife has the outdoor channel magically erased from your TV....
Safe and Happy Hunting!
My Hunting Page
03-06-2002 | 07:02 PM
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From: SILVERDALE WA USA
RE: You might be a turkey hunter if????
HEY TEXASCUTTER THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME THIS YEAR I JUST AM AFAID FOR TWO THINGS
1. I AM GOING IN TO THE WOODS WITH HER AND SHE WILL HAVE A LOADED GUN AND PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING TO HEAR SHOOTING.
2.I DONT THINK SHE COULD STAY QUITE THAT LONG!!!!!!!!
JUST KIDDING HUNNY
Edited by - gordo84 on 03/06/2002 20:04:28
1. I AM GOING IN TO THE WOODS WITH HER AND SHE WILL HAVE A LOADED GUN AND PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING TO HEAR SHOOTING.
2.I DONT THINK SHE COULD STAY QUITE THAT LONG!!!!!!!!
JUST KIDDING HUNNY
Edited by - gordo84 on 03/06/2002 20:04:28