Saw this and had to post it for you all!lol
You might be a turkey hunter if....
1.You have the Physic Turkey Hotline # in your phones speed dial list,
2.You spent more money on turkey season than you did on your wifes/husbands anniversary gift,
3.If people you work with still can't find where that noise is coming from,
4.If when eating,you scratch your plate,than peck at it,
5.The mailman ends up with a hernia after all your turkey hunting catalogs arrive,
6.You oddly our attracted to poultry farms,
7.Your dog and kids run at the sight of you pulling out another turkey call,
8.You babble incoherently about a phantom tom from years past during family get togethers,
9.You refer to your bedroom as the "Strutin Zone",
10.Every spring your house sounds like bird sanctuary with all the hooting,screeching,and cawwing,
11.Your trail mix is made up of whole corn,grasshoppers,and wax worms,
12.You got excited when your wifes doctor told her to try using a diaphragm,
13.Your office or den looks like a war room with topo maps,aerial photos and notes slung everywhere,
14.You nearly cause a 3 car pileup while pulling a "u-ie" in the road to take another look at that black object in the field,
Add on if you have any others???? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>