Long live the turkey hunters!
04-17-2006 | 07:06 PM
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Nontypical Buck
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From: Lake County, Il
Long live the turkey hunters!
An eighty year old man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the man is...
Doctor: To what do you attribute your physical shape? you're in better shape than men half your age!
Man:I hunt turkeys, running up and down those hills keeps a man young!
Doctor:How old was your father when he died?
Man: Who said he was dead, went turkey hunting with me this morning!
Doctor Thats amazing, How old was your grandfather when he died?
Man: Who said he was dead? He's 121y.o.
Doctor: I suppose you're going to tell me he went turkey hunting with you also
Man: Nope, He got married today!
Doctor: Why would a 121y.o. man want to get married?
Man: Who said he wanted to?
Doctor: To what do you attribute your physical shape? you're in better shape than men half your age!
Man:I hunt turkeys, running up and down those hills keeps a man young!
Doctor:How old was your father when he died?
Man: Who said he was dead, went turkey hunting with me this morning!
Doctor Thats amazing, How old was your grandfather when he died?
Man: Who said he was dead? He's 121y.o.
Doctor: I suppose you're going to tell me he went turkey hunting with you also
Man: Nope, He got married today!
Doctor: Why would a 121y.o. man want to get married?
Man: Who said he wanted to?
04-17-2006 | 09:22 PM
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Giant Nontypical
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From: PA
RE: Long live the turkey hunters!
thats about the truth! lol.....last year i lost ALOT of weight over the summer.....but if i would slept and ate during the month of May i wouldnt have.....but it was turkey season...chasing them birds dang near every morning....going to school from 8-11 or 12..work 11-4 or 12-5...then working the SECOND job from 5- 11 or 12...bed at about 1...back up by 5am.......im surprised i didnt get REALLY sick or anything from that last year......i didnt have time to goto the bathroom let alone EAT! and i graduated highschool with honors! this year looks to be better to my health though....the first 2 weeks may be rough...ill still be in college...having sat tue and thursday mornings open to hunt unless i have tests or work i need to study or do....then the second saturday...then the second week is up in the air...thats finals week....but the last 2 weeks ill be working and turkey hunting.......but just 1 job hopefully..might be 7days a week but better then 2 jobs all day everyday..
