An eighty year old man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the man is...
Doctor: To what do you attribute your physical shape? you're in better shape than men half your age!
Man:I hunt turkeys, running up and down those hills keeps a man young!
Doctor:How old was your father when he died?
Man: Who said he was dead, went turkey hunting with me this morning!
Doctor Thats amazing, How old was your grandfather when he died?
Man: Who said he was dead? He's 121y.o.
Doctor: I suppose you're going to tell me he went turkey hunting with you also
Man: Nope, He got married today!
Doctor: Why would a 121y.o. man want to get married?
Man: Who said he wanted to?