old longbeards

Well all...i thought i had seen it all at one time or another...but this afternoon shortly after work i was driving some back roads scouting from the truck and watching the fields for strutters..with my head dangling outa the window i caught a glimps out of the corner of my eye of something moving across the road..slowing and turning to look out the windshield i was expecting to see some deer crossing...but, to my amazement i watched six emues stop and look right at me...their heads were at the same eye level as mine from the blazer...now, that was a first for me!!...turned out there was an emue farmer that had some fencing down and they got out...after a while after they left i thought to myself....MAN!...what if turkeys grew that big?......i'd have to quarter it out and pack back to my truck...lol...

huntnma

lmao..........

jrbsr

Just think how long the beard and spurs would be.

Adirondack Hunter

You would have to hope the wouldnt pull a chuck norris round housekick on you.With those spurs,that would be enough to kill you!

Mr. Longbeard

That's pretty funny

I'll bet there are some pen reared turkeys roaming around too

old longbeards

lmao@ the chuck norris roundhouse...all i know....if i see a six foot tall turkey struttin thirty yards from me??....i aint making a peep......ouch!

moosehunter21

I wonder what Emu tastes like???

jalvja

OL,I'll supply the 55 gal drum if you'll supply the peanut oilWe could feed this whole board and still have leftovers.

Young Buck 76

Brings a new meaning to birdzilla

JLmoore1956

yes if they only grew that big, would be awesome! Through a leg over your shoulder, and hike back in later for the rest! [8D]