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Well all...i thought i had seen it all at one time or another...but this afternoon shortly after work i was driving some back roads scouting from the truck and watching the fields for strutters..with my head dangling outa the window i caught a glimps out of the corner of my eye of something moving across the road..slowing and turning to look out the windshield i was expecting to see some deer crossing...but, to my amazement i watched six emues stop and look right at me...their heads were at the same eye level as mine from the blazer...now, that was a first for me!!...turned out there was an emue farmer that had some fencing down and they got out...after a while after they left i thought to myself....MAN!...what if turkeys grew that big?......i'd have to quarter it out and pack back to my truck...lol...

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lmao..........

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Just think how long the beard and spurs would be.

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You would have to hope the wouldnt pull a chuck norris round housekick on you.With those spurs,that would be enough to kill you!

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That's pretty funny:D

I'll bet there are some pen reared turkeys roaming around too;)

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lmao@ the chuck norris roundhouse...all i know....if i see a six foot tall turkey struttin thirty yards from me??....i aint making a peep......ouch!

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I wonder what Emu tastes like???

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OL,I'll supply the 55 gal drum if you'll supply the peanut oil;)We could feed this whole board and still have leftovers.

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Brings a new meaning to birdzilla

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yes if they only grew that big, would be awesome! Through a leg over your shoulder, and hike back in later for the rest! :D[8D]