1. Phew! You smell.

2. What, another one?

3. No! You can't have it. I still wear that nightgown.

4. I don't think this is going to wash out.

5. Is that a purse you're carrying????

6. Is that MY toothbrush?

7. Never EVER do that in the kitchen again.

8. - - - - - - - - Come on guys, add a few of your own.

Semisane

#8 No! you are not doing that in the house again...

#9 Please open a window

#10 How many do you have?

#11 (hands on hips -) Why?

You bring that home it is going up your A$$?

you spent how much on that?

I don't care if it was on sale, we got bills to pay.

Me "sweet heart" wife "NO" me "sweetheart please" wife "no"

- Was that the UPS guy again?

- Is it even safe to keep that stuff in the house?

- Don't you already have one just like that?

-You're selling it??? I thought you just bought it.

-Yes, I was reading your e-mail. Whatthe hell is a CAYUGAD and why is this Sabotloader interested in your nipples?

Nipples, I got 2 nipples right here.

I don't understand what the hell your talking about.

your going out to cast, wait for me. (she helps with my casting and smokes)

when do I get a new toy

what do you need that for

is your other one broke

cant you hunt with only 1 gun at a time

how many hobbies do you need

OOH! That's really exciting

You're taking pictures of WHAT?

You're crazy

Are you done with the computer yet?

( eyes roll, head shakes) WHATEVER !!!!!!!

OK - What did you bring home this time?
Don't you have enough guns?
Yes, but I NEED all those shoes.
N0 - you aren't going to get another gun safe - you have enough guns now.
OHHHH alright, go get it if you really want it.

- Is that one of your good t-shirts?
- No! Not in my sink!
- It looks just like the other ones...
- So it only holds one bullet?
- Why does it stink so much?
- Why does it smoke so much?
- Should fire be coming out of it like that?
- Did you get your camo purse?