Things Said By The Wives Of Muzzleloaders
1. Phew! You smell.
2. What, another one?
3. No! You can't have it. I still wear that nightgown.
4. I don't think this is going to wash out.
5. Is that a purse you're carrying????
6. Is that MY toothbrush?
7. Never EVER do that in the kitchen again.
8. - - - - - - - - Come on guys, add a few of your own.