Texas Joke
11-26-2002, 01:14 PM
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Texas Joke
Read this you might get a laugh
Duck Hunting
> >
> > A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He
>shot
>
> > and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the
>other
>side
> > of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
>farmer
> > drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The
>attorney
> > responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm
>going
>
> > into retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property,
>and
>you
> > are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one
>of
> > the best trial attorneys in the US and, if you don't let me get
>that
> > duck,
> > I'll sue you and take everything you own,"
> > The old farmer smiled and said, "apparently, you don't know how
>we do
> > things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the
> > Texas-Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is this
>three-kick
> > Rule?" The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times
>and
>then
> > you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone
>gives
> > up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest
>and
> > decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to
>abide
>by
> > the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the
>tractor
> > and walked up to the
> > city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work
>boot
>into
> > the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick
>nearly
> > wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his
>belly
> > when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to
>give
> > up. The
> > lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
>feet
> > and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn."
> > (I love this...)
> >
> > The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the
>duck."
Duck Hunting
> >
> > A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He
>shot
>
> > and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the
>other
>side
> > of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
>farmer
> > drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The
>attorney
> > responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm
>going
>
> > into retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property,
>and
>you
> > are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one
>of
> > the best trial attorneys in the US and, if you don't let me get
>that
> > duck,
> > I'll sue you and take everything you own,"
> > The old farmer smiled and said, "apparently, you don't know how
>we do
> > things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the
> > Texas-Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is this
>three-kick
> > Rule?" The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times
>and
>then
> > you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone
>gives
> > up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest
>and
> > decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to
>abide
>by
> > the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the
>tractor
> > and walked up to the
> > city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work
>boot
>into
> > the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick
>nearly
> > wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his
>belly
> > when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to
>give
> > up. The
> > lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
>feet
> > and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn."
> > (I love this...)
> >
> > The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the
>duck."
