ok....pay attention all you camo wearing, snuff slurping, cigarette drooling, leg humpin, archery wantabee' s......

the duo (onebowtie-dondeere/dondeere-onebowtie) are about to reign on your parade....

see, first off.....there wont be anymore full days of shooting 10-20 targets....you einstiens will have to aim a bit quicker....and jerk faster.......

next.....if you aint having fun.....your outta here.......

and if your a sandbagger.....bag on...with it......

also....we are going to always need one of you hardhead hee man ibo' ers to pull arrows...no way is the duo going pull them and than need rotator cuff surgery.....

now here is the good news for yall.....the duo always has the female types caddy fetch for them.....so....now yall need to start lining up the caddys for each of these shin digs....the caddies are to wear appropriate clad clothing(sorta like a hooters girl) and they should have a cooler on every range.....carry your bows and lube your arrows.....

also.....i been hearing about bowpro and his little side action.....well....bring on the wife and your spottie hero.....cause the duo will take them down.....

matter fact bowpro.....you can even set up a special course for this little action....make it known yardage for hyrprymate and your wife...and the duo will shoot it unknown....cause were that good!!!!!! and we all know....darrin aint guessing no yardage...matter fact...ive been with him a time or two...and his yardage guessing aint much....we were in indy one year...and he said...park here...the club is just over there....well....about 2miles of walking later...we got a cab.....so you picking up what im laying down.....the prymate is good for 20 yards....but stretch that...and it gets ugly....oh ya...dont ever go to a bar with him thats longer than 20 yards....they all start looking good to the boy....eeewww

stay tuned..........more duo rules to follow.......

feere the deere.......bowtie mania........its coming to a range near you

What if we don' t wear camo, slurp snuff, Drool cigs, and hump legs? Well slurp snuff and drool cigs anyway.
Just remember the parade is always finished by the fat guy in the red suit. I will not be wearing the red suit but I will be the end of the parade.

And Lube what????

After all this I sure hope the dynamic duo makes it to Snowshoe, this I gotta see! [8D]

--Bob

If the duo can shoot 1/2 as good as they blow hot air then the IBO world just might be in trouble

The Duo in the IBO???things to fast in the ASA or did you take all the signed dollars there?
The Hood thinks the IBO dont have what it takes to have fun..No pro-am, no sims known yardage shoot, all you get to do is seat in the woods all day and wait to shoot...Like they say,, The Hood tells it like it is..am I wrong??is there a tent city where all the shooter hangout, eat and shoot the breeze??Oh,, no they dont need one all the shooters hangout and wait to shoot 20..

Well as the Captain of the Posse,,,on this trip I' ll have to send OneBadApple, He' s slow and is always talkin IBO this and IBO that,,well Apple IBO this..Pack up and get on down to PA and reserve a parkin spot for the Deer-a-max' s and get ready to lug some Ego' s through the Hill, Keep the crowd back,,you now The Duo only signs autograph' s when they want to so do your job and do it good!!Keep all the on seekers away from the caddy' s and no sour apple' s on this trip..

Till there' s more then 40 soapin shoots The Hood is goin to have to stay home and shoot the local stuff (where I win) and be home to mow and bar-b-Q...Just what is The draw???

[:-]The Hood-Stir[:' (]

first things first....maverick3d.....what if, what if.....come on....thats like asking if the kennedys are gunshy.......you ibo' ers all wear camo....smell like yesterdays skunk beer.......want to be archers....but at best, yall are halfarse hunters.....yall couldnt hit a deer for a kill shot unless it was crippled, blind, and tied up....and thats only after you go pick up your shot arrows twice[][X(]

oh ya, yall must have already heard about the duo and its parades.....the asa holds special parades in honor of the duo each and every event....even if we cant make it....the asa honors the duo with floats, dancing girls, signed posters given out, freebies given to the crowds.....etc...etc....

now look here hood, all the ibo and its faults are about to change...the duo is on the job.......we will have the ibo up to " snuff" in no time.....caddys in proper attire for all ranges, the new rinehart/duo challenge round, tent city with lounge chairs, a enclosed autograph trailer(a must for crowd control), and water coolers every 4th target station, and porta pottys two to a range........

and most of all....anyone taking more time than alloted to shoot, they get ******ed off the range and given a one way ride.....outta town.....we dont tolerate slow flinchers.....

the duo.....making archery fun by experience......

duo mania...its coming....dont get caught off guard.......

i took a year off and i sure did miss all the trash talk!! Can' t wait until i can meet you guys. BARTMAN SHOOTING BOWTECH

bartman.......come on dude....tell it like it really is......you didnt take a year off....you were run off...i saw your last score.....eeeewwwweee[&:][][:-]....you tucked your tail and ran.....hid......regrouped and now your coming back as a mere novice.....right....hehe....

ok...ok...so im not completely being honest......you saw the new game in town...the duo...and you knew...better go hone your skills, regroup...and try to comeback and compete with the real gamers of the new age of archery.....the dynamic duo.......

come and get some bartman......

ALL I want to know is can I be first in line to get an autograph? OHH Wait I have OBT But I need DON' s and The Hood' s. I would like mine on a clean crisp dollar bill no wrinkled up paper for me, it don' t look good in the frames. LOL

OBT what improvements do you have in store for the IBO? with the ones your talkin about I want to shoot with you. Mabey I can learn from the master archer about having a good time on the range. Count me into your group I want to shoot with you. C-YA Bowjunkie

P.S. Where are my bowtie stickers.

...okay...looks like we WILL need our own course set up!!...I think somewhere near the parking lot under the line of Oaks for shade...or maybe the swimming pool so the " lady-caddies" can cool off when they get over-heated from carrying our " stuff" ...

...I hear that shooting IBO is like 20 in a group shooting anyway...so why not???...lets get us a group of 20 or so " takers" JUAN and give it a go!!!...we' ll shoot in the same amount of time that 5 or 6 take...

...oh and if we take ALL day to get through the course...I MUST EAT AT SOME POINT!!...so I' ll bring the " grill-to-go" for the caddies to cook us some good ol fashioned BURGERS on the hill...then a nice little " power snooze" amongst the tall timber...and off to finish the course and on to the WINNERS CIRCLE[8D]...

...hummm...with all the gear were going to need...I think it may be time to look for some help for BOWPRO' S wife!!...I know BOWPRO says she is in shape...but, can we get some " lady VOLS" to lend a hand for the cause???[:-]...maybe since HYRPRYMATETHANMOST is NOT a 3D' er...he can help out the ladies with the details...maybe!!...