ok....pay attention all you camo wearing, snuff slurping, cigarette drooling, leg humpin, archery wantabee' s......

the duo (onebowtie-dondeere/dondeere-onebowtie) are about to reign on your parade....

see, first off.....there wont be anymore full days of shooting 10-20 targets....you einstiens will have to aim a bit quicker....and jerk faster.......

next.....if you aint having fun.....your outta here.......

and if your a sandbagger.....bag on...with it......

also....we are going to always need one of you hardhead hee man ibo' ers to pull arrows...no way is the duo going pull them and than need rotator cuff surgery.....

now here is the good news for yall.....the duo always has the female types caddy fetch for them.....so....now yall need to start lining up the caddys for each of these shin digs....the caddies are to wear appropriate clad clothing(sorta like a hooters girl) and they should have a cooler on every range.....carry your bows and lube your arrows.....

also.....i been hearing about bowpro and his little side action.....well....bring on the wife and your spottie hero.....cause the duo will take them down.....

matter fact bowpro.....you can even set up a special course for this little action....make it known yardage for hyrprymate and your wife...and the duo will shoot it unknown....cause were that good!!!!!! and we all know....darrin aint guessing no yardage...matter fact...ive been with him a time or two...and his yardage guessing aint much....we were in indy one year...and he said...park here...the club is just over there....well....about 2miles of walking later...we got a cab.....so you picking up what im laying down.....the prymate is good for 20 yards....but stretch that...and it gets ugly....oh ya...dont ever go to a bar with him thats longer than 20 yards....they all start looking good to the boy....eeewww

stay tuned..........more duo rules to follow.......

feere the deere.......bowtie mania........its coming to a range near you